I wish for that which I would wish for if I were wiser and better at coming up with wishes, granted as it would if you had my best interests in mind. Note that these conditions are encapsulated in a counter-factual that lets only the end-result wish out, and that they'd likely iterate millions of times with very similar wishes getting better and better, but not infinitely as a sufficiently wise counter-factual me would realize that risk and break the chain.
You recieve nothing. Counter-Factual you was wise enough to not even try.
I sent him a rape bomb anyway. (yeah that wish was pretty difficult, sorry bout the long wait. Geez Armok
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I wish for a circle to be drawn on the driveway of (Remuthra's Address). This circle is to be drawn in white chalk, is to be situated in the driveway's exact center, is to be five feet in diameter exactly, and is to have any effect on the multiverse, either as a whole or as a part. The circle is not to cover anything but the driveway, and is not to damage anything, including the chalk it was drawn with.
You receive it. However this circle is the ancient signal of the Z'rrrrrP people to go stab things.
Thus, you are stabbed. Alot.
I wish for a wish that no other people wished, a special wish that is not similar to all the other wishes out there, I wish for that wish.
Well no one has ever wished to spend eternity with the lord of infinite torture before, so we'll go with that.
I wish for some delicious pumpkin pie, with Churros on the side...
You recieve the pumpkin pie, notice it is not on fire as you expected, and take a bite while wondering where the Churros are, after which you realize they are on the IN-side, you continue eating, as this is the most delectable thing you have ever tasted.
Afterward you look around, but the genie is gone, and you know deep down inside you will never have another Churro-Pumpkin Pie.
Then you cry.
I wish for some delicious pumpkin pie, with Churros on the side...
It'll probably end up in your lungs. Or be poisoned. Or the churros will be stale.
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I wish for a benevolent, omnipotent genie to give me three wishes as s/he would give them and not as, say, you would.
(Oh GreatWyrm, I try to be more original then that. By which I mean I try to only do the same thing once....unlike some players hint hint)
The genie appears, A great thing of Smoke and Fire, Eyes and Tentacles, Claws that reach forth with enough force to cleave stars, all of this bearing down on you, and it is actually quite heavy, crushing you.
Oops, good thing your beneath that benevolent genies notice. Otherwise he might cry.
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