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[GreatWyrmGold]

"A dwarf is a short, bearded person, kinda like a human but stouter and living underground. They like stone, gems, and metals. They're the race that's most likely to not kill us on sight."

[stefmor90]

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

[anailater]

"Dwarves..... I agree they would be the best place to go, maybe we can do defending jobs for food and money, and perhaps spells as well....."

[Ultimuh]

edit: moved

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

How on earth did I miss this gem?
Oh wait, Skyrim did it.
Myes, well.. Waitlist me?

Spoiler: This head (click to show/hide)

Player: Ultimuh
Head name: Fus'ro'Dah
Personality: Hammy, perteptual frowner and has many berserk buttons.
(I can go on with several anger-based tropes, but I guess you get the general idea just from these.)

Move this to the OOC/Application, and it will be added to the waitlist.

[Remuthra]

"A midget grabs your arm and drags you along to his hole. He tells everyone the story of the brave little bear."


Go to dwarves.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."

[stefmor90]

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."

"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."

"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"

"The dwarves don't leave their Whitefish out in the open. Besides, if you try to eat the dwarves, I'll bite your head off."

[stefmor90]

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."

"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"

"The dwarves don't leave their Whitefish out in the open. Besides, if you try to eat the dwarves, I'll bite your head off."

"Trying to challenge me with oppression? Maybe you should think before you speak you FACIST!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."

[stefmor90]

"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."

"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"

[javierpwn]

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."

"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"

"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"

"Why thank you Walton."

[stefmor90]

"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."

"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"

"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"

"Why thank you Walton."

"But certainly you want to kill those filthy fascists, right?"