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Derick the Swordmaster of Doom

Gregor the Tanky Stab-Sentinel

[Xanmyral]

I... Fear for the next turn with that action. I really do.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Wait, why we do this? Is there a reason we're abandoning the plan? Tiron is gonna get dropped way hard and I'll be the only one who can reach salm

[Xanmyral]

I don't know.

At this rate, either the top or the bottom is gonna break, depending on where Olison goes. I don't expect Olison to survive long if he heads north though, because of the mage. But the choke will hold at least, but only because of bodies.

If he goes up there though, the bottom choke might break and Tiron might still get downed due to an attacker reaching him. Which means both chokes could actually break.

If the top choke breaks, someone can get through and attack Olison, so the bottom choke might break if we let the top one go to the wayside.

I reiterate my last post.

[Haspen]

Okay so I was running the turn but now I have to take a break because the bullshit/miracle that is happening is honestly getting on my nerves. I will be back in an hour or two.

Spoiler: bullshit miracles (click to show/hide)

Hit: 108-10-35 = 63
Hit roll: 69, miss!

Tiron counters!
Hit: 115+10-42 = 83
Hit roll: 21, hit!
Damage: 29-10 = 19dmg

Hit: 126-10-35 = 81
Hit roll: 90, miss //what

Tiron counters!
Hit: 115+10-63 = 62
Hit roll: 41, hit!
Damage: 29-12 = 17dmg

Hit: 132-10-35 = 87
Hit roll: 98, miss! //omg

Tiron counters!
Hit: 115+10-43 = 83
Hit roll: 65, hit! Crit roll: 1! //i just can't anymore
Damage: 29-12 = 17x3 = 51dmg

[Xanmyral]

What.

[Blade Master Model 42]

[Xanmyral]

Here I was wondering if I should write Sal's eulogy ahead of time, guess things won't be so bad after all. But yeah, we should really close that gap the moment the turn is done. Literally the only reason we've survived is because of bullshit dice hax. It would be very stupid to rely on those.

EDIT: We don't get exp for kills of NPCs, do we?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Here I was wondering if I should write Sal's eulogy ahead of time, guess things won't be so bad after all. But yeah, we should really close that gap the moment the turn is done. Literally the only reason we've survived is because of bullshit dice hax.

Critzocoatl, in his divine benevolence, has saved us in our time of need. THANK YOU, MIGHTY LIGHTNING SERPENT!

But yeah, let's plug that hole.

[Haspen]

I'm not done rolling yet. I just paused before continuing to try and get past Tiron (no worries I have 3 more units in range).

EDIT: We don't get exp for kills of NPCs, do we?

Unlike FEF2 and anything after that, NPC actions don't grant you any exp at all.

[Blade Master Model 42]

(no worries I have 3 more units in range).

D:

[Haspen]

And now I looked at the sniper and the druid and found out neither can get to Tiron.

* Haspen siiiigh.

[Xanmyral]

Note: this is the chance of what Haspen has showed us happening.

Axeman's Chance To Miss	Swordmaster's Chance To Miss	Sergeant's Chance To Miss	Tiron's Chance To Hit Axeman	Tiron's Chance To Hit Swordmaster	Tiron's Chance To Hit Sergeant	Tiron's Chance To Crit Sergeant	Total Chance Of This Bullshit Happening
37%	19%	16%	83%	62%	83%	01%	00.00480%

EDIT: Whoops, math error. That changes very little in all honesty.

[Haspen]

* Haspen weeps.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Note: this is the chance of what Haspen has showed us happening.
-snip-

Praise be to the mighty Critzocoatl! May his enemies ever be deeply charred!

[Xanmyral]

Praise the great and glorious Critzocoatl! There is no way I'm not working what just happened as Sal seeing honest-to-goodness divine providence. Too bad we got absolutely no experience for what just happened.

EDIT: I still just can't get over that if it wasn't for the fact that a goddamn miracle happened, we would of been horribly screwed. I just can't even. This was so close it's not even funny.