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Laserhead

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She's going to be somebody...
« on: February 07, 2013, 10:40:40 pm »

I just had a two month old baby counterattack a zombie and punch its teeth out.
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wierd

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 11:04:05 pm »

Zombie was between her and the sunshine barrel! What did you expect little baby meatshield to do? Cry like some human baby?!

(LOL)
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PhoenixEggz

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 12:00:46 am »

I had a meat shield baby that died during training kill it's mother directly after death (necro training) by punching her skull into her brain.


They can be surprisingly vicious, I guess.
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Insanity X

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 02:58:17 am »

I had a bone carver go berserk in the aftermath of a necro seige
A newborn he attacked carved his bones
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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 08:08:15 am »

I had a bone carver go berserk in the aftermath of a necro seige
A newborn he attacked carved his bones
Presumably using his bones.

Baccar Wozat

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 01:09:28 pm »

Zombie was between her and the sunshine barrel
What an undwarfy thing to call the hooch.
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OcelotTango

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 05:21:42 pm »

Gimme sewer brew any day.
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wierd

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Re: She's going to be somebody...
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 06:41:01 pm »

Zombie was between her and the sunshine barrel
What an undwarfy thing to call the hooch.

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew,
Fermented to a drink with a great big kick-a-roo?

The Brewerman! The Brewerman can!

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh,
Make into something that hits you right between the eyes!?

The brewerman! The brewerman can!
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