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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2013, 05:54:15 pm »
Maryland's borders are actually wormholes leading to a pocket dimension inside which is the physical state, whats there in this universe is [REDACTED], so pretty damn scary.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2013, 09:12:13 pm »
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on February 21, 2013, 05:54:15 pm
Maryland's borders are actually wormholes leading to a pocket dimension inside which is the physical state, whats there in this universe is [REDACTED], so pretty damn scary.

Things that disappear in the Bermuda triangle actually end up in maryland, and vice versa.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2013, 11:07:14 pm »
So that's where my money goes.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2013, 11:10:21 pm »
 Maryland is where the drivers of the lawless Virginia wasteland go to be dangers to all living things on and off the road
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2013, 04:18:55 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on February 21, 2013, 09:12:13 pm
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on February 21, 2013, 05:54:15 pm
Maryland's borders are actually wormholes leading to a pocket dimension inside which is the physical state, whats there in this universe is [REDACTED], so pretty damn scary.

Things that disappear in the Bermuda triangle actually end up in maryland, and vice versa.

Then they fall on my shed...
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2013, 07:44:55 pm »
Heh, my family moved to a small town a few years ago. Everyone here was like "but how did you find us?" and then they told me about how no one enters this town and no one ever leaves. It was weird being the mysterious kid from the big city.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2013, 01:22:32 am »
Hm, have you ever tried leaving town limits?
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2013, 01:34:34 am »
If you do, don't tell anyone you left. Outsiders are usually sacrificed to the local all knowing monster. Don't let that worry you though.

In our town we called our monster Frank. He didn't like it very much.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2013, 04:20:30 am »
Was his last name Stein? Or perhaps Furter?
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2013, 12:11:30 pm »
I feel like this thread is doing a lot to educate people about Maryland.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2013, 07:48:11 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on February 23, 2013, 12:11:30 pm
I feel like this thread is doing a lot to educate people about Maryland.
And the other mythical land known as Nebraska.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2013, 07:59:08 pm »
Psh, what good will knowing a bunch of facts about Maryland do for anyone? It's like saying that someone is well-educated on the history of other fantasy lands like Gondor and Tibet or fluent in fictional languages like Klingon and Portuguese.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2013, 09:06:11 pm »
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2013, 09:18:00 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 23, 2013, 07:59:08 pm
Psh, what good will knowing a bunch of facts about Maryland do for anyone? It's like saying that someone is well-educated on the history of other fantasy lands like Gondor and Tibet or fluent in fictional languages like Klingon and Portuguese.

Aquí há alguns fatos sobre Maryland.

-A capital é Annapolis, mas a cidade a mais grande é Baltimore.
-Eu tenho alguns amigos em Maryland.
-Eu ia a Maryland pra muitas coisas, incluindo rencontrar esses amigos!
-Maryland tem a sistema educacional a melhor nos EUA.
-Português é muito mais legal que Klingon.
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Re: Maryland Exists
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2013, 09:22:49 pm »
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-Maryland tem a sistema educacional a melhor nos EUA.

Damn straight!  Screw Mitt Romney!
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