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Theodolus

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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2013, 12:45:33 pm »

Apologize to them, then swindle them out of their money for 'arrow damages'.
+1 While posing as a poor hunter who is desperately trying to make ends meet.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2013, 01:04:04 pm »

Apologize to them, then swindle them out of their money for 'arrow damages'.
+1 While posing as a poor hunter who is desperately trying to make ends meet.
But do this after the impossible slow motion arrow-spin dive.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2013, 04:13:30 pm »

Apologize to them, then swindle them out of their money for 'arrow damages'.
+1 While posing as a poor hunter who is desperately trying to make ends meet.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2013, 04:25:07 pm »

You are about to shoot another arrow at them, but decide against it. Maybe you can trick them.

You stand up, putting on a pitiful face. "Sorry, m'sir, I didn't mean to shoots ya... But now my favorite arrow's all done and snapped!"

The man with the armor approaches you, a long, curved sword drawn. Some sort of cavalry saber, and of an exquisite quality. He has anger etched upon his face, a cold air lurking behind his eyes. Something tells you he doesn't care.

"I cant affords many arrows, m'sir, is there any way youze can give me some com-pen-sat-ions?" You say with what you hope is the accent of some 'poor hunter'. You take a step back, but the man continues to advance quickly, not speaking.

Suddenly, you feel a breeze pass underneath your chin, and the feeling of cold steel being bared against your exposed throat. The man presses the saber forward just-ever-so-gently, drawing a faint bead of blood.

"Get lost, you miserable sack of shit." He says, speaking in a low, gravelly voice. "Or you will lose the head, not that you use it that much, with such a poor excuse."

You don't need to be told twice. You turn tail and run. This is a crushing defeat for you, but it was mostly bad luck to rob such an armed traveler. It was a shame your arrow didn't penetrate, however. You might need to get better ones.

After a few minutes of running, you turn back towards the road. The armed man and his friend are nowhere to be seen. You scratch at your neck, trying to wipe away the small amount of blood as you think about what you should do next.

Should you continue to rob travelers, head into the city, or do some other bandit-y deed?
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2013, 05:32:03 pm »

Find young maiden, steal everything, begin dashing romance subplot.

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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2013, 05:33:23 pm »

Find young maiden, steal everything, begin dashing romance subplot.
The stealing.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2013, 05:34:03 pm »

Find young maiden, steal everything, begin dashing romance subplot.
The stealing.
Like the one in Morrowind.

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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2013, 07:51:07 pm »

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You decide you should wait for a female target this time. How low you've sunk, robbing women. You wait besides the road for a little while more, but most women that seem to have anything of value on them are accompanied by men, usually in a group, or on horseback, or on a caravan. These days, people usually travel in groups to keep safe. And it's working against you quite well.

You can't really hope to rob anything alone, especially when all you have is just a bow.

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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2013, 08:56:32 pm »

Head to town. Try not to look like a bandit.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2013, 02:44:34 am »

Head to town. Try not to look like a bandit.
No look like such a bandit that people think there no way you could be a bandit because none of them would walk through town looking so much like one.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2013, 03:03:00 am »

Head to town. Try and find some better arrows, like those ones with the sharp tips that are good at piercing through the links in mail. Or the blunt-headed ones that break bones, but not skin.

Also find a smith to sharpen your knife up.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2013, 03:46:37 am »

Blunt arrows don't fly well, maybe just go for bodkin arrows that are removed easily. Let's look for a posse.
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Re: You are a medieval bandit!
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2013, 05:21:23 pm »

Recruit some bandits, then prepare ambush for lone travelers for sure gold and loot. We don't have to shoot them, simply let them know that there are more us than them. If they'll start fight, they are pretty much dead.
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