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Voting closed: February 28, 2013, 04:06:54 pm

[Greenstarfanatic]

GRAAH. HULK ANGRY. HULK SIT DOWN. HULK MAKE BLUEPRINTS.

[mesor]

Go hunting for predators similar to dogs or wolves.

[javierpwn]

Check on the Mining drones progress

[HmH]

Tell the drone to follow me. Seek out the planet's indigenous peoples so that I can bring the light of Guardsmanship to them.

[mistertimn]

Turn Nineteen Results

Ask the mana lords to take my body as a sacrifice and create a stone Golem that I will control when I die.

6 - The Lords accept your offer, and your soul rises to the heavens. A large stone golem appears in front of the ship. It awakens, and you do a dance of joy in your new body. Sadly, the body wasn't designed for dancing, or any fast movements. The arms and legs fall off, and you're left laying on your back waiting for help.

GRAAH. HULK ANGRY. HULK SIT DOWN. HULK MAKE BLUEPRINTS.

4 - HULK SITS DOWN. HULK MAKES BLUEPRINTS. HULK WILL BUILD POWER FACILITY USING PLANETS PLENTIFUL GEOTHERMAL ENERGY.

Go hunting for predators similar to dogs or wolves.

3 - You quietly step into the forest and begin to explore.

Check on the Mining drones progress

6 - You step up to the edge of the hole the drones have dug to check on their progress and oh shit that was an overhang and now you're falling.

Tell the drone to follow me. Seek out the planet's indigenous peoples so that I can bring the light of Guardsmanship to them.

1 - The drone crosses it's arms and refuses to move.

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[javierpwn]

There was a vote?

[Greenstarfanatic]

HULK DO WHAT BLUEPRINT TELL HIM TO DO.

[HmH]

BRING THE LIGHT OF GUARDSMANSHIP TO THE UNBELIEVER! Take my crossbow out of the drone's grasp and put an arrow through its knee.

[mesor]

Continue hunting.

[javierpwn]

try to land on something soft.

[TheZoomZoll]

Reform because I am damn golem and I can.

[mistertimn]

Turn Twenty Results

HULK DO WHAT BLUEPRINT TELL HIM TO DO.

5 - HULK BUILD GOOD GEOTHERMAL POWER FACILITY. PRODUCE MUCH POWER. MAKE LIFE BETTER.

BRING THE LIGHT OF GUARDSMANSHIP TO THE UNBELIEVER! Take my crossbow out of the drone's grasp and put an arrow through its knee.

1 - You try to put an arrow through its knee, but that joke is way to old and not funny anymore so it doesn't work. You miss. By like, seven feet.

Continue hunting.

3 - You continue hunting, and soon spot a herd of large, blue, wooly animals grazing on the opposite side of a small creek.

try to land on something soft.

1 - You land on the hard, cold, stone bottom of the mine shaft. You break both your legs.

Reform because I am damn golem and I can.

6 - Your limbs fly towards your golem body. Sadly, they move too fast and smash straight through, leaving you as a pile of small rocks.

[mesor]

Capture and tame them all!!!!!

[Greenstarfanatic]

NOW HULK BUILD KITCHEN. FOOD NEED.

[HmH]

Disheartened by the Guardsmanship's failure to sway the unbeliever, resort to programming.
Reprogram the drone to seek out indigenous peoples and convert them to Guardsmanship the same way it did with me.