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Voting closed: February 28, 2013, 04:06:54 pm

[mesor]

Tame them all!!!!!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Tools? Ha! I do all my work by hand! Now, let's build something!

[HmH]

Guardsman Ashby paused for a moment, contemplating the nature of the fish that didn't need to breathe, had an amazing thirst for other people's flesh and didn't keel over in pain when one of its vital organs stopped.
But what was there to contemplate? It was clear that the fish was a vampire! And vampires steal their victims' blood, and when you steal something and put it into a stack of other things, they all automatically become stolen: that was the law since times unknown. Therefore, all of the blood in the fish's body was obviously stolen goods and could be legally confiscated.

There was only one thing left for the Guardsman to say.
"Then pay with your blood!"
Confiscate the fish's blood. ALL OF IT.

[mistertimn]

[[ Will update in an hour or two. ]]

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Or six...

[mistertimn]

...Or six...

[[ School stuff, sorry... ]]

[mistertimn]

Turn Seventeen Results

Ask the mana gods for a katana or knife.

1 - The lords grant you with jack. Absolutely nothing.

Tell the giant drone to lift itself
Check miner drone stone cache

5 - The drone obliges and floats slowly out of it's hole.

Tame them all!!!!!

6 - You TAME THEM ALL! They become infatuated with you and all huddle around you so you can't move.

Tools? Ha! I do all my work by hand! Now, let's build something!

2 - You struggle to pick up a piece of heat-resistant plating, but it cracks in half.

Guardsman Ashby paused for a moment, contemplating the nature of the fish that didn't need to breathe, had an amazing thirst for other people's flesh and didn't keel over in pain when one of its vital organs stopped.
But what was there to contemplate? It was clear that the fish was a vampire! And vampires steal their victims' blood, and when you steal something and put it into a stack of other things, they all automatically become stolen: that was the law since times unknown. Therefore, all of the blood in the fish's body was obviously stolen goods and could be legally confiscated.

There was only one thing left for the Guardsman to say.
"Then pay with your blood!"
Confiscate the fish's blood. ALL OF IT.

6 - You confiscate the fish's blood. It flies into the air and explodes, showing you in purply liquid. It also happens to be slightly corrosive.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Try again! I MUST. BUILD. SOMETHING.

[javierpwn]

Assist above using Builder drones
Check progress of Miner bots

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Or six...

[[ School stuff, sorry... ]]

No hard feelings.

[TheZoomZoll]

Ask again.

[HmH]

"Hmm. That could have gone better..."

Pray to the Mana Lords. Report my successes and ask for a Limitless Syringe of Bodily Fluid Confiscation +1.

[mesor]

Send them all into the ranch then go hunting for animals similar to dogs or wolves.

[mistertimn]

Turn Eighteen Results

Try again! I MUST. BUILD. SOMETHING.

2 - You build a pile of dirt by scooping it up with your hands up plonking it down.

Assist above using Builder drones
Check progress of Miner bots

2 - The builder drones help scoop some more dirt onto the pile.

Ask again.

6 - You ask again for a knife or katana. You are immediately showered in a large assortment of sharp things, which slice and cut you as they cascade over your body.

"Hmm. That could have gone better..."

Pray to the Mana Lords. Report my successes and ask for a Limitless Syringe of Bodily Fluid Confiscation +1.

1 - You pray, but your message gets stopped by the Lord's firewall, and is marked as spam and deleted.

Send them all into the ranch then go hunting for animals similar to dogs or wolves.

3 - You put the animals in the ranch. All except one, which gets away. You spend the rest of the turn chasing it down.

[[ Okay, I'm thinking of tweaking the dice system a bit so that a 6 would just be a success, making it a bit easier to get things done. I just feel like there's been a lot of bad rolls lately. I'll put a poll up so you can all vote. Thanks! ]]

[TheZoomZoll]

Ask the mana lords to take my body as a sacrifice and create a stone Golem that I will control when I die.