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[ggamer]

John and Ro-Bowser learn facts about life

This was hardly ideal. John was pretty sure that this much interference should not be happening with a match like this, though it is a no rules match. Even so, John was almost certain he saw a giant fucking dragon, and he was almost certain that dragons were FUCKING EXTINCT.

Before he could even ponder more, a gun-shaped object (maybe a caster of some sort?) hit him in the head and bounced into the stadium. While John was not very perturbed, Ro-Bowser was.

Dude, I don't think-

TRACKING MODE ACTIVATED

Quite.

Ro, this is a teeeeeeeerrible idea. We don't need to-

TRACKING PROJECTILE TRAJECTORY

Start any fights, I mean there's a damn brawl going on already, and I don't think-

TRAJECTORY MODELED, PATHING...

Oh shit, just don't go into threat mode.

TRAJECTORY PATHED

Statement: I will do as I damn well please

Exclamation: Fuzzy organic, state your purpose in tossing weaponry

[Robocorn]

ROUND 2

"Would You look at that Folks!
The excitement is just beginning!"

King_of_the_Weasels rolls:5

"Rowdy fans are pelting the combatants"

Robocorn rolls:5
PlutoniumApe rolls:2

"That had to hurt for HEWAUB, I hope it was microbrew"



"Groovy"

"It looks like Blade Maid is getting ready to cut someone down to size"

GreatWyrmGold rolls:6

"Hey, what's that folks"



"Who let that guy in?"
"I know of a few gamblers who might be disappointed"

"Oh, to hell with this"



"I know where you wont burn"

"Blade Maid is treating HEWAUB like a concession."
"The audience member is eating him alive!"



"Now she's jumping into the dragon's mouth folks!
I've never seen something like that before!"

"It's a barbeque everybody, and nobody knows what Uncle Sergei just slapped on the grill!"

"We haven't lost them folks! No Siree!"

"Using Space Age Technology we can see the combatants traverse
the leviathan's innards"



"I'd be on the edge of my seat if I had one and so should you...be
Anything could happen on ROLL to DUEL"

Turn two point to Robocorn

"One copper says the next round never happens."

I'll take that bet

hope you like the penny.

[Xantalos]

Huh. I suppose I'll have to get a better seat.

Inadvertently suffocate GWG while following the combatants down his innards.

[freeformschooler]

You're really good at lighting, Robocorn.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hey, those glasses look like some of my old glasses!

Wait for anyone else who wants to invade my innards.
Vomit.
Breathe fire on the vomit.

Give Persus the copper piece.

[Scelly9]

PTW

[Furtuka]

25 Egg Custards on GWG requiring surgery by the time this is over!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Wait until vomit happens. Toss Blade Maid more shit. As in weapons. Otherwise, dive in with my HammerSpace Bag-O-Weapons.

[scapheap]

Toss soul edge(it thematic for Mercer) down to Ape.

Order popcorn.

[kingfisher1112]

Me being the loose cannon detective I am, I decide to be the loosest cannon on the ship and fire a few revolver rounds at the dragon. Oh, and a pack of cigs on Robocorn.

[miauw62]

Start sellling sock hats.

[ggamer]

Woah. Ro, did you see that?

Statement: Her probability of survival in the innards of this species of gold dragon is Seven thousand to One, rounded

Hmm, I guess they fulfilled the purpose here, I'm entertained as balls right now.

...

Start sellling sock hats.

Exclamation: Sock haaaaaaaats~

what

Statement: Organic, I would like a sock hat please~

How are you doing that, with your words?

Statement: It is unimportant~

[Greenstarfanatic]

Start sellling sock hats.

Buy a Sock Hat. THEN do previous action.

[Doomblade187]

Start sellling sock hats.

Buy a sock hat, and then battle the dragon, so that he's distracted and can't do anything to the combatants.

[TheZoomZoll]

Keep yelling and trashtalking until the end of the next round.