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[Xantalos]

They did sell me into slavery...  I suppose I could just forcibly conscript them all into my army.

Anyway I'm pretty sure seaspawn are just slightly stronger versions of squiddles.

Think Heracles = Seaspawn, regular guy = squiddle.

[Jbg97]

They did sell me into slavery...  I suppose I could just forcibly conscript them all into my army.

Anyway I'm pretty sure seaspawn are just slightly stronger versions of squiddles.

If you sacrificed some SeaSpawn or Squiddles to summon me, that would be ok, otherwise killing either SeaSpawn or Squiddles is unnecessary cruelty. Forced conscription is fine as is imprisonment.

[Vgray]

More like the descendants of Heracles...

[javierpwn]

They did sell me into slavery...  I suppose I could just forcibly conscript them all into my army.

Anyway I'm pretty sure seaspawn are just slightly stronger versions of squiddles.

Seaspawn are humanoid tentacle monster abominations...
Squiddles are just smart octopii

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not you personally, any mortal looking at you or informed of your position.

I just take offence at you assuming that because I'm the weakest god and a pacifist I'm completely harmless. If I was looking for a fight then I'd challenge you IC, and only if Udil somehow manages to piss off Corvus enough to make him break his oaths of neutrality, pacifism and his agreement with Az-Sho all at once.

More likely, Udil ticks everyone off.

Too far?

A little.

I'd say a lot.
Dude, when Jbg and I are opposed to it...

With conquest of the shore and unification of coastal dwarves under Udil's rule, all slavery is abolished.

Given how much you've been complaining of claims of slavery, it's about time.

They did sell me into slavery...  I suppose I could just forcibly conscript them all into my army.

Anyway I'm pretty sure seaspawn are just slightly stronger versions of squiddles.

Seaspawn are humanoid tentacle monster abominations...
Squiddles are just smart octopii

Probably more like smart squids, with gladii and tentacles and such.

[Vgray]

Wasn't Mutare a tentacle monster? And he the made the Squiddles in his image?

[Jbg97]

Wasn't Mutare a tentacle monster? And he the made the Squiddles in his image?

Yep.

[Gervassen]

When the seaspawn were created, I couldn't help but think of the Dream of the Fisherman's Wife. Is Vanida oriental in appearance, perchance?

(Check out the link to see a hilariously fake translation of the surrounding text. Not by yours truly, I add.)

[gman8181]

I'm pretty sure Jbg only thought it was going too far because the squiddles and seaspawn are his "sort of children."  You think it's going too far because of your morals.  Either way I'm flexible with my plans, so I can be a little more lenient towards the squiddles even though they did treat me like dirt.

[Vgray]

I want your Mr. Peanut Avatar back Gman...

How are we going to meet anyway?

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm pretty sure Jbg only thought it was going too far because the squiddles and seaspawn are his "sort of children."  You think it's going too far because of your morals.  Either way I'm flexible with my plans, so I can be a little more lenient towards the squiddles even though they did treat me like dirt.

Something other than gendercide, perhaps?

[Jbg97]

I'm pretty sure Jbg only thought it was going too far because the squiddles and seaspawn are his "sort of children."  You think it's going too far because of your morals.  Either way I'm flexible with my plans, so I can be a little more lenient towards the squiddles even though they did treat me like dirt.

Forced military service is fine by me.

[sjm9876]

With conquest of the shore and unification of coastal dwarves under Udil's rule, all slavery is abolished.

Given how much you've been complaining of claims of slavery, it's about time.

unless the costal dwarves object.... In which case slavery and war has just spread manyfold.

I want your Mr. Peanut Avatar back Gman...

How are we going to meet anyway?

......I know a god who could direct a little seaspawn to a mountain-sized stone dragon.......

[Digital Hellhound]

A reminder - you kill Udil, you piss off the Spider. When you piss off the Spider, she destroys your petty planet with her WMD. You can non-lethally wound him all you want, though.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And THEN all the gods go after the Spider for killing all their worshippers because we killed a legitimate threat.

Maaan, this is turning into a Cold War with gods.