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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Great. Now we get a Demigod adventurer/Thorin.

[mcclay]

You make a good diplomat, Corvus.

Though seriously, Imma give Udil a prosthetic.

I Udil survives, he is old and a cripple. It would just take a god/otherthing/ascendant who dosen't like the dwarves to kill him. Bursting in the mountain home and wrecking shit should be easu for a being of godly power. Also if I get in I'm going to mess with the Squiddles soooooo much!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Udil is too badass to die like that. Most likely, he'd kill half the pantheon dying with concentrated dwarvenliness.

[Ardas]

You make a good diplomat, Corvus.

Though seriously, Imma give Udil a prosthetic.

I Udil survives, he is old and a cripple. It would just take a god/otherthing/ascendant who dosen't like the dwarves to kill him. Bursting in the mountain home and wrecking shit should be easu for a being of godly power. Also if I get in I'm going to mess with the Squiddles soooooo much!

Keep talking, Udil is already readying himself to give some pain to arrogant deities.

[Xantalos]

You make a good diplomat, Corvus.

Though seriously, Imma give Udil a prosthetic.

I Udil survives, he is old and a cripple. It would just take a god/otherthing/ascendant who dosen't like the dwarves to kill him. Bursting in the mountain home and wrecking shit should be easu for a being of godly power. Also if I get in I'm going to mess with the Squiddles soooooo much!

She's protected by The Spider; you can only harm him through physical combat.

[mcclay]

You make a good diplomat, Corvus.

Though seriously, Imma give Udil a prosthetic.

I Udil survives, he is old and a cripple. It would just take a god/otherthing/ascendant who dosen't like the dwarves to kill him. Bursting in the mountain home and wrecking shit should be easu for a being of godly power. Also if I get in I'm going to mess with the Squiddles soooooo much!

She's protected by The Spider; you can only harm him through physical combat.

Yeah, not saying I would do it alone. Hexant is angry, not siucidal.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Well. I'll be long gone by the time Udil decides to kill all the gods.

Crows and axes don't mix.

[Xantalos]

Well. I'll be long gone by the time Udil decides to kill all the gods.

Crows and axes don't mix.

And I intend to be by his side, not at the end of his blade.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I wouldn't help Udil; knowledge is impartial. The only time Corvus would attack anyone is if they REALLY pissed him off.

Pissing off the guy who could just overload your head with knowledge and drive you insane is...a bad thing. Of course, not right now. But eventually.

N-Not that I plan to kill everyone! *hastily hides my world domination plans and plans to invent peanut butter*

[Xantalos]

I wouldn't help Udil; knowledge is impartial. The only time Corvus would attack anyone is if they REALLY pissed him off.

Pissing off the guy who could just overload your head with knowledge and drive you insane is...a bad thing. Of course, not right now. But eventually.

N-Not that I plan to kill everyone! *hastily hides my world domination plans and plans to invent peanut butter*

Peanut butter?!
You son of a bitch.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Actually, son of a hen. I am a CROW, not a dog!

[Xantalos]

Actually, son of a hen. I am a CROW, not a dog!

Apologies.
But seriously, if you invent peanut butter I will summon Paula Dean from the outer reaches of space and unleash her upon the world.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I don't know who that is.

Wild Xantalos used Threaten on ElfCollaborator!

It was not very effective...

[Xantalos]

Make that Wilford Brimley.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Still don't know them. Your threats are useless on me!