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[Digital Hellhound]

You know, all the gods are gathered in one place. Would be an interesting opportunity for a goddess with a WMD that the others are not aware of...

[Xantalos]

You know, all the gods are gathered in one place. Would be an interesting opportunity for a goddess with a WMD that the others are not aware of...

It's not like one of them is an Overgod.
Also not like one of them has a child who will avenge them.
Or that one of them has armor that teleports them away from danger.
Or that one of them is only dream walking there.

[Digital Hellhound]

Not if they don't know who did it! Granted, they would know who built the planet, but pffffft.

[Xantalos]

Not if they don't know who did it! Granted, they would know who built the planet, but pffffft.

Still, you'd get an angry Batman!Az-Sho at best, or him and Thaneos and the Overgod after you at worst.
Not looking too good.

[Jbg97]

You know, all the gods are gathered in one place. Would be an interesting opportunity for a goddess with a WMD that the others are not aware of...

It's not like one of them is an Overgod.

The previous Overgod was killed by a hammer... hitting his dream.

[Xantalos]

You know, all the gods are gathered in one place. Would be an interesting opportunity for a goddess with a WMD that the others are not aware of...

It's not like one of them is an Overgod.

The previous Overgod was killed by a hammer... hitting his dream.

Thaneos had the Papa Wolf trope on his side, though.

[Jbg97]

Hey i just noticed this:
3. On the Matter of The Squiddles: Any godlike being wanting to interact with the Squiddles is now allowed to interact with them, in order to reduce the overcrowding on The Ninth Continent.
Dafuq?! How is raping my squiddles going to reduce overpopulation on the Ninth Continent?!

[Xantalos]

Hey i just noticed this:
3. On the Matter of The Squiddles: Any godlike being wanting to interact with the Squiddles is now allowed to interact with them, in order to reduce the overcrowding on The Ninth Continent.
Dafuq?! How is raping my squiddles going to reduce overpopulation on the Ninth Continent?!

We weren't allowed to interact with them before?
The ninth continent is overcrowded?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Hey i just noticed this:
3. On the Matter of The Squiddles: Any godlike being wanting to interact with the Squiddles is now allowed to interact with them, in order to reduce the overcrowding on The Ninth Continent.
Dafuq?! How is raping my squiddles going to reduce overpopulation on the Ninth Continent?!

Interacting with squiddles is rape?

[Jbg97]

Hey i just noticed this:
3. On the Matter of The Squiddles: Any godlike being wanting to interact with the Squiddles is now allowed to interact with them, in order to reduce the overcrowding on The Ninth Continent.
Dafuq?! How is raping my squiddles going to reduce overpopulation on the Ninth Continent?!

Interacting with squiddles is rape?

YES.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Even having tea with them?

"So, miss Cthulhu, I was wondering if you'd like some tea-"
"STOP YOU RAPIST ILL CALL THE POLICE"

[Jbg97]

Even having tea with them?

"So, miss Cthulhu, I was wondering if you'd like some tea-"
"STOP YOU RAPIST ILL CALL THE POLICE"

YES. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE NEW OVERGOD SAYS, YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE ONLY UNTAINTED CREATURES LEFT ON THE PLANET.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"TAAAINT THEEEEEM

WE WAAAANTS THEIR DELICIOUS PURITY"

[Xantalos]

I offer delicious terms.
Also, the humans aren't actually altered, so they count as being unmodified.

[Jbg97]

You know, I just realized the irony of the creatures created in the image of the insane previous Overgod are the only untainted beings left on the planet.