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[NAV]

Derail game! Yay!

Please select your NAME Gerg (Not a typo)
Please select your GENDER Female
Please select your CLASS Balloon Tamer

+1

+1

[Lenglon]

Derail game! Yay!

Please select your NAME Gerg (Not a typo)
Please select your GENDER Female
Please select your CLASS Balloon Tamer

+1

+1

+1
sure, why not?

[RAM]

Please select your NAME: Reincarnated Pythagoras.
Please select your GENDER: Zombie
Please select your CLASS: Precursor(Sufficiently-advanced) Construction Cyborg.

[TheBiggerFish]

Derail game! Yay!

Please select your NAME Gerg (Not a typo)
Please select your GENDER Female
Please select your CLASS Balloon Tamer

+1

+1

+1
sure, why not?

+1^1

[IronyOwl]

I literally forgot about this.

...

imgur hates me, no update 4 u

unless

we use power of IMAGINATION


You are Gerg, a Balloon Tamer of the Female persuasion. You are very cute and in possession of a fearsome red balloon. You are currently standing in The Station, which is like a subway but filled with weirdos and leading into the depths of hell. So it's a subway.

You are on a sacred quest. The sacredest of quests. You are here... to go somewhere else... to gather material... to produce...

The next issue of Oriczine!

This esteemed and glorious action will surely prove your superiority to Lindy Rou, the current tyrant in charge of Oriczine production, and finally get sempai to notice you.

Where will you start? You are too excited to read label destinations like a normal person.

[Lenglon]

Third time's the charm, so just skip directly to it to lead a charmed life! Get on the third train you see!

[Egan_BW]

Spin an twist the red balloon into an impressive balloon animal, and impress the most badass looking person in that station with it.

[RAM]

Murder balloon, inhale contents, scream.

[flabort]

Spin an twist the red balloon into an impressive balloon animal, and impress the most badass looking person in that station with it.

+1

Murder balloon, inhale contents, scream.

-1

[Egan_BW]

Murder balloon, inhale contents, scream.

-1. Balloon is friend.

[Arcvasti]

Murder balloon, inhale contents, scream.

-1. Balloon is friend.

Yeah, let's not kill the balloon until it runs out of gas, turns into an eldritch abomination and has to be put down.

[Egan_BW]

Once this balloon gets old, we can just transfer the air to another balloon.
Transballoonisim, hell yeah.

[Cerol Lenslens]

You are Gerg, a Balloon Tamer of the Female persuasion. You are very cute and in possession of a fearsome red balloon. You are currently standing in The Station, which is like a subway but filled with weirdos and leading into the depths of hell. So it's a subway.

Acquire 98 more red balloons. You'll need them to fly/and or start a devastating war. After all, the correct direction to go for any balloon tamer is up.

[Egan_BW]

I was promised a tWoOtA hijacking, but was denied! It has been literally one more day than a week! I would like to request a refund and/or a return to normal services! I am a little mad! <3

[IronyOwl]

I was promised a tWoOtA hijacking, but was denied! It has been literally one more day than a week! I would like to request a refund and/or a return to normal services! I am a little mad! <3

Warrens Hijacks: Now with official Warrens update schedules!



You squeesh squeesh the balloon into...


An overweight anteater!

Balloon animals are hard. Well they're squishy, but you get the idea.


Let's see, most badass person, most badass person...

...ah!


The train has just arrived, so you present it to the train! The train is very impressed and tells you that you'll beat Lindy Rou and Oric-Senpai will tell you how awesome you are soon!

Speaking of which, you should probably get on if you're going wherever the train is going, and not get on if you're going someplace else. Oriczine isn't going to write itself!

...not this time, anyway. The wards should be stable for some time yet.