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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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[Egan_BW]

We have visual on the loot. Obtain it.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Doesn't the drill make, like, a ton of noise? I think the boss would be slightly alerted as we very loudly drill our way into the room.

[Dermonster]

[X]Derm plan 1: Carve up a giant pit outside the door. Make them fall in. Rake in mad cash from falling damage.

[X]Derm plan 2: Carve up the ceiling above the house until you are able to cave in a giant boulder through the roof.

[RAM]

I am seeing a lot of turn updates, did I miss a status update or are we just taking it on faith that F.F.S. finally snapped and sacrificed everyone within a three kilometre radius to the mischievous gods of free time?

That boss looks like a gangster to me, what are gangsters weak to? Tax audits? Can we challenge it to an accounting battle? Would we stand a chance in an accounting battle given that we don't exactly have a stellar record of keeping track of anything that wasn't minor and inane?

[IronyOwl]

Slog looks very nearly drunk in panel 3.


Speaking of which, I have several ultimate plans.

We gently knock on the door, then run when they answer. Repeat until they begin hunting us in a blind rage, at which point we sneak around, sneak past the sleeping god, and loot the legendary chest.

We don convincing moustaches, knock politely, and ask if they have time to hear about our lord and savior. Continue pestering until they decide they have really important errands to run and simply must be off, at which point we sneak past the sleeping god and loot the legendary chest.

We cram the Ilegal Bartering Ram into the tunnel and ever so quietly slam through the floor and/or rear wall, at which point we loot the legendary chest.

We ask to speak with the queen worm, initiate tactical diplomacy, then recruit her like Proxxy.

[birdy51]

We should strike from above. Dwarvern style, with a cave in.

[Tomcost]

Some things I wanna point out:

One of the outer slicers should be the damaged one, and has taken 11 damage already. This means that it has 5 HP left.

If we kill the queen, it means no more outer suckers

[freeformschooler]

I am seeing a lot of turn updates, did I miss a status update or are we just taking it on faith that F.F.S. finally snapped and sacrificed everyone within a three kilometre radius to the mischievous gods of free time?

That boss looks like a gangster to me, what are gangsters weak to? Tax audits? Can we challenge it to an accounting battle? Would we stand a chance in an accounting battle given that we don't exactly have a stellar record of keeping track of anything that wasn't minor and inane?

am currently home for christmas break with no nuns to herd and blazing fast wifi

[FallacyofUrist]

That back wall looks pretty thin. Perhaps it could be drilled through?

+1

+1.

Ciro, we have a different perspective on this area than you do(as in, we see something you don't). Legendary artifacts from a forgotten time? Probably, considering the incredibly large golden chest thingy.
So... just keep drilling past the stone floor, then when the stone floor stops, drill up a bit, then to the left.
Once you see the loot chest, do not under any circumstances scream, cry, yell, or otherwise give away your position.

[TheFlame52]

+1 to cave-in plan

[heydude6]

+1 to cave-in plan

+1

[TheBiggerFish]

That back wall looks pretty thin. Perhaps it could be drilled through?

+1

+1.

Ciro, we have a different perspective on this area than you do(as in, we see something you don't). Legendary artifacts from a forgotten time? Probably, considering the incredibly large golden chest thingy.
So... just keep drilling past the stone floor, then when the stone floor stops, drill up a bit, then to the left.
Once you see the loot chest, do not under any circumstances scream, cry, yell, or otherwise give away your position.

+1.  Assuming there's actually not a wall there...

[Tomcost]

That back wall looks pretty thin. Perhaps it could be drilled through?

+1

+1.

Ciro, we have a different perspective on this area than you do(as in, we see something you don't). Legendary artifacts from a forgotten time? Probably, considering the incredibly large golden chest thingy.
So... just keep drilling past the stone floor, then when the stone floor stops, drill up a bit, then to the left.
Once you see the loot chest, do not under any circumstances scream, cry, yell, or otherwise give away your position.

+1.  Assuming there's actually not a wall there...

+1

[freeformschooler]

That back wall looks pretty thin. Perhaps it could be drilled through?

+1

+1.

Ciro, we have a different perspective on this area than you do(as in, we see something you don't). Legendary artifacts from a forgotten time? Probably, considering the incredibly large golden chest thingy.
So... just keep drilling past the stone floor, then when the stone floor stops, drill up a bit, then to the left.
Once you see the loot chest, do not under any circumstances scream, cry, yell, or otherwise give away your position.

+1.  Assuming there's actually not a wall there...

There is, in fact, a wall here. I had no trouble getting to it, but now that I'm here, I'm not sure how I'm going to get in. The drill's not powerful enough to bore through the hard stone.

(Knowledge: 12) Maybe if I had some kind of rare explosive -- the type that would blow a hole in an actual Dungeon Level...

+1 to cave-in plan

+1

It doesn't look like this is going to work. The whole reason I'm able to drill through the dirt is its softness. If there were some kind of colossal boulder encased in dirt, I might be able to drop that safely, but as it stands, the stuff just crumbles as I mow through. It's not nearly strong enough to break through the weird building's ceiling.

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[Elephant Parade]

Drill a colossal, building-sized hole under the building, leaving the building tethered to the side by a single support. Once finished, remove support.