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[Arcvasti]

Also this update reveals Al's Magical Girl form. This is highly important.

[Lenglon]

due to the fact that I don't appear in the image of proxxy getting murderized, I have decided that I have escaped my mental bonds as of that update, and am able to act of my own free will.
I really want to look around outside of this room, I don't like not knowing what my surroundings are like. I'll start by checking out the left door, but if someone tries to block my path then I'll check the bottom door instead. I want freedom to roam, you know?

[Chris the OK]

FFS has done a great service to us all with his huge commitment to the Warrens for years.

You have to wonder if he just wants his life back.

I imagine that even with the most earnest intentions to continue, after each of these faux-annihilations he feels a temptation to make it real (especially given that he probably despises us for our collective stupidity.)

......aaaaand I'm just going to quickly edit this to qualify what I mean by "faux": it is to be understood that dying without the Astral Influx may mean something as severe as a new cycle, a switch to an opposing faction, or absolute break in the way the game works.

UNRELATED POINT: Al looks beautiful, but reaching DL8 with an un-upgraded Goombess? No Super-Slog? I will not allow it to happen! _{If we manage to give Goombess her life back that's cool though.}

[FallacyofUrist]

so... real update soon, I hope. Also... perish the thought, me.

[Solymr]

Well after this shiz I appreciated a lot I also have to appreciate the usurper's total troll face that reminds me of envy from the binding of isaac.

[freeformschooler]

* Worldmaster27 facepalms

uhm

moving on I try to break free of what's controlling me if that's still relevant?

({BREAK} Roll: 19) Worldmaster27 successfully escapes his mental chains and comes to. Passive Party Spirit rules apply: Worldmaster27 will be PMed at the time of an update, and if he does not post before the next update, control will go to GM until the next PM. I will not be making rapid-fire updates while Passive Party Spirits are enabled.

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Engage Groove Matrix: +FallacyOfUrist, +flabort, +IronyOwl, +Kadzar, +TalonisWolf, +NAV, +Chris (6)
Use door's menu: +EP, +heydude6, +IronyOwl, +TalonisWolf, +NAV (5)
Attempt tactical diplomacy on the usurper: +heydude6, +flabort, +IronyOwl, +TalonisWolf, +NAV (5)
Swim up the waterfall: +monk12, +IronyOwl, +TalonisWolf, +Toaster, +NAV, -Chris (4)
EVEN MORE ZAP: +javierpwn, -heydude6 (0)
Use usurper as shield: +FallacyOfUrist (1)
Initiate Tactical Combat: +FallacyOfUrist, +flabort, +Kadzar, +NAV, -Chris (3)
Stand in middle of room and guard: +Tomcost (1)
Summon more spirits: +FallacyOfUrist, +Kadzar (2)

Engage Groove Matrix: +FallacyOfUrist, +flabort, +IronyOwl, +Kadzar, +TalonisWolf, +NAV, +Chris (6)

You try to initiate a Dance Battle, but the currently-active magic suppression field suppresses combat metamagicks, and anyway you're not sure how you'd go about doing that.



Slayerhero casts Immediate Absence. With a puff of smoke, Slayerhero has disappeared to a different room on the Dungeon Level! (Illogically Dark Flame: 4+5 SHADOW-10) Lenglon is unable to overcome the anti-magic field, and her spell fizzles. (Instigate Trouble: 11+3 Talk-10) FuzzyZergling is also thwarted by this frustrating barrier. You just stand there, bewildered at your unchanged 15/15 HP.

Everything went better than expected this turn!

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[swordsmith04]

Pfffthahaha. Wow, we got lucky.

Attack FuzzyZergling.
-1 to attacking Lenglon.

[FallacyofUrist]

... Proxxy: chuckle at magic failure, then switch Rubric Register to Changed. Use combination of our Ardent Circuit and persuasion to break Lenglon(the Shadow Kitsune)'s chains.

[Lenglon]

"No, not cool. I'm smarter than these stupid chains, and I'm not going to attack someone I just met for no reason! Let alone try to cast spells in an anti-magic field! That's stupid, these chains are stupid, and I refuse to let them tell me what to do! I. Am. Me!"
Compulsions are dumb and I hate them forever. I want my freedom and I want it NOW!

[monk12]

Oooh, we're down to 2v2. This is suddenly survivable!

Bash Lenglon with the Proxxy coil! Lenglon has the highest magic stat, so is most likely to pull off a spell to fuck us up. Fuzz can (hopefully) wait.

[FallacyofUrist]

Oooh, we're down to 2v2. This is suddenly survivable!

Bash Lenglon with the Proxxy coil! Lenglon has the highest magic stat, so is most likely to pull off a spell to fuck us up. Fuzz can (hopefully) wait.

-1. We don't need to fight. Use the persuasion! Or just let them fail utterly.

[flabort]

Yes!
Two spellcasters and a Metal Slime, plus an ally.

Proxxy: Be on Guard if either of the two remaining spirits tries to attack you. Try and bottle the Kitsune.

[FallacyofUrist]

Yes!
Two spellcasters and a Metal Slime, plus an ally.

Proxxy: Be on Guard if either of the two remaining spirits tries to attack you. Try and bottle the Kitsune.

They're called shenanigans for a reason. Kitsune potion it is! Although I can't imagine the results of drinking that...

[swordsmith04]

Oooh, we're down to 2v2. This is suddenly survivable!

Bash Lenglon with the Proxxy coil! Lenglon has the highest magic stat, so is most likely to pull off a spell to fuck us up. Fuzz can (hopefully) wait.

Lenglon is also one good roll away from being an ally. Zergling isn't posting any actions, so he'll probably have to be defeated.

[FallacyofUrist]

Oooh, we're down to 2v2. This is suddenly survivable!

Bash Lenglon with the Proxxy coil! Lenglon has the highest magic stat, so is most likely to pull off a spell to fuck us up. Fuzz can (hopefully) wait.

Lenglon is also one good roll away from being an ally. Zergling isn't posting any actions, so he'll probably have to be defeated.

Yeah. Bash the usurper with the Proxxy Coil: +1!