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[freeformschooler]

unfortunately despite all your clever suggestions proxxy, electric guardian, has been slain























LATER AS AN INDIRECT RESULT OF THIS EVENT:











and then so the last seraphim, actually me all along, killed everybody and laughed

the laughter continued for some centuries

the end

good thing that didn't happen

[Andres]

NEW GAME

[Kadzar]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wonder who that long-armed cyclopean figure in the shadows pulling ffs up is. Begin conjecturing endlessly, people.

[Worldmaster27]

Dammit

I go away for like less than a day and you guys fuck it up

so like is the entire thing over or NEW CYCLE

[Egan_BW]

His mum?

gg no re

[FallacyofUrist]

I don't think so... Reload from save at Checkpoint!

On the plus side... Lenglon resisted the mind control. I don't se her in the death pic.

Alternate suggestion: switch to the Shadow Kitsune's perspective.

[Tomcost]

The... hell did I just see?

[Elephant Parade]

999 damage with no roll

I feel like this might not be a serious update.

[monk12]

Oh no you guise, Riltia is ded! Or possibly Yandere!

Also pictured, Lichenstein putting his hands on freeform's shoulders.

[Chris the OK]

Bravo, FFS.

[FallacyofUrist]

You fools. This is a joke update. Which we can wrack for serious information.

1. Oric's dungeon level is 8. Good to have that confirmed.
2. The Last Seraphim and Oric are allied, instead of enemies or whatnot.
3. Oric wants the Target dead as part of the "Law of Cycles", whatever that is.
4. Well, that's what the Last Seraph's Lifeline does. Notice that Alaric's Illborn Exwhip is pointed right at the "Last Seraphim".
5. And those weird hands on the Seraphim's back? I think Cain has something to do with it, or there is a secret final boss... or Oric is mind controlling the Last Seraphim... or Polydectes is hiding in the shadows in a giant mech.

Either that or ffs' given up on the Warrens. Which would be bad.

Or perhaps... Ciro, Al: Attack the Last Seraphim/ffs! Five hit points should go down really easy! Cherish: heal the most wounded one after the fighting for this round stops! Goom-bess: Tattle the Last Seraphim!

On the odd chance this is a real update, that is.

[javierpwn]

the end

good thing that didn't happen

the end

good thing that didn't happen

text revealed, enlargened, boldened and comic-sans'd for effective measure

[FallacyofUrist]

Yup, joke update with real information. Note the word "didn't", which implies something else happened. So there's a real update in the works incorporating our mad suggestions.

[Worldmaster27]

* Worldmaster27 facepalms

uhm

moving on I try to break free of what's controlling me if that's still relevant?

[IronyOwl]

3. Oric wants the Target dead as part of the "Law of Cycles", whatever that is.

IronyOwl: I also narrowed by eyes at "Law of Cycles," for what that's worth
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