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[freeformschooler]

Change title from Awesome Guardian to Awesome Paper-Pusher. Push one of the stacks of paper over.

Push the paperwork onto Spira, burying her and creating an opportunity to escape. Afterward,

Ditch this paperwork and go do cool things with Cool Crab.

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You move most of your paperwork onto Spira. As it retains its original form, this action costs you no PAPER POINTS.



You summon COOL CRAB, your crustacean companion, faithful to you in all endeavors.





COOL CRAB activates his Ancilary Liftoff Drive, blasting off with the power of cool alone.



You and COOL CRAB blow this joint and fly off into the sunset.

[flame99]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

SHIT

WE FORGOT SLOG!
COOL CRAB, REVERSE THRUSTERS AND RETRIEVE SLOG!

[freeformschooler]

^{warrens will resume updates tomorrow}

[miauw62]

Th is without a doubt the best finale I have seen, brought tears to my eyes

[Andres]

Actually, what's stopping us from just leaving the Warrens entirely and winning the game by default? Apparently all we have to do is keep crashing through the ceiling upwards or digging our way out with a blood drill. Heck, we can just fly our way out using windirection or use blood magic to make a power pole or a ladder.

[javierpwn]

Actually, what's stopping us from just leaving the Warrens entirely and winning the game by default? Apparently all we have to do is keep crashing through the ceiling upwards or digging our way out with a blood drill. Heck, we can just fly our way out using windirection or use blood magic to make a power pole or a ladder.

Say we try to dig out of the Warrens, what would we encounter?
Say we tried to go upwards in DL1, what would we encounter.

The answer is probably the Void. Which may or may not kill us depending on what Angel we see.

[Mlamlah]

One of the dungeon levels is a flying fortress. I think that the dungeon is skilled enough in shenanigans to defy such escape attempts.

[~Neri]

Why haven't we gone back to DL1 since we were first there all the way back at the beginning?

[Andres]

Actually, what's stopping us from just leaving the Warrens entirely and winning the game by default? Apparently all we have to do is keep crashing through the ceiling upwards or digging our way out with a blood drill. Heck, we can just fly our way out using windirection or use blood magic to make a power pole or a ladder.

Say we try to dig out of the Warrens, what would we encounter?
Say we tried to go upwards in DL1, what would we encounter.

The answer is probably the Void. Which may or may not kill us depending on what Angel we see.

The hell are you on about?

Why haven't we gone back to DL1 since we were first there all the way back at the beginning?

I say we go back there for nostalgia if anything.

[javierpwn]

Actually, what's stopping us from just leaving the Warrens entirely and winning the game by default? Apparently all we have to do is keep crashing through the ceiling upwards or digging our way out with a blood drill. Heck, we can just fly our way out using windirection or use blood magic to make a power pole or a ladder.

Say we try to dig out of the Warrens, what would we encounter?
Say we tried to go upwards in DL1, what would we encounter.

The answer is probably the Void. Which may or may not kill us depending on what Angel we see.

The hell are you on about?

You are inside the boundless void between Dungeon Levels. It's a lot brighter here than you expected. Do you want to do anything else or return and forget about this?

The Void is between each dungeon level, the dungeon levels are arbitrarily linked via doorway/stairway/Circuitway/Ventilation/Pitfalls

[RanDomino]

Okay wait so did the paperwork ever get sorted?

[Elephant Parade]

Actually, what's stopping us from just leaving the Warrens entirely and winning the game by default? Apparently all we have to do is keep crashing through the ceiling upwards or digging our way out with a blood drill. Heck, we can just fly our way out using windirection or use blood magic to make a power pole or a ladder.

Say we try to dig out of the Warrens, what would we encounter?
Say we tried to go upwards in DL1, what would we encounter.

The answer is probably the Void. Which may or may not kill us depending on what Angel we see.

The hell are you on about?

Why haven't we gone back to DL1 since we were first there all the way back at the beginning?

I say we go back there for nostalgia if anything.

We haven't been able to since DL2's shuffle, if I remember correctly.

[freeformschooler]

~Music is now One Cold Morning~
~Levitation, telekinesis, and other movement spells gain increased effectiveness~
~Music timer is one~

Spoiler: Count (click to show/hide)

Riltia: Perforate it!: +flameboy99, +Solymr, +Toaster, +monk12 (4)
Al: Capture Valkyrie: with IE: +Solymr, +Toaster, +monk12 (3)
Topple one ladder as a bridge, place the second underneat the platform: +EP, +10ebbor10 (2)
Al: Perforate it!: +flameboy (1)
Ciro: cast Windirection, attempt to fix conveyor belt: +Solymr, +Toaster, -10ebbor10 (1)
Ciro: Bloodshape Grappling Hook ad snag Conveyor Belt: +monk12 (1)
Cherish: Help Ciro pull the belt and reattach the rope: +monk12 (1)

Riltia: Perforate it!: +flameboy99, +Solymr, +Toaster, +monk12 (4)
Al: Capture Valkyrie: with IE: +Solymr, +Toaster, +monk12 (3)
Topple one ladder as a bridge, place the second underneat the platform: +EP, +10ebbor10 (2)

You try to capture the Valkyrie in the Illborn Exchange, but it's not weak enough! These things can really take hit. (Shenanigans: 19+2 Shenanigans) Ciro pushes the ladders into a navigable, if treacherous, formation. She hops up on the first one, but Cherish and Goom-bess wonder if it's safe.



(Attack: 5+4) Riltia fumbles her attack, leaving the Valkyrie an opening. (Attack: 16+4, 7-5 DR) The Valkyrie cuts through Riltia's Bulwarks, reducing them to three! The Valkyries don't seem to call their attacks in close quarter combat. You check your SP and realize you can no longer refresh Riltia's bulwarks.

Spoiler: Active (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Passive (click to show/hide)

[Andres]

Riltia attacks the Valkyrie and Al captures it. Ciro climbs to the top of the second ladder to see if she can see the Valkyrie through what look to be DF fortifications, then tries to see what's upwards from her, then looks out at the expanse we're flying over (Ciro before the others because she has Windirection in case she falls off). Cherish inspects the speaker to find out its inner working, maybe figuring out how to change the music ourselves. Do all these things in that order.

[Elephant Parade]

Music timer is one

This is our last chance. Seriously, we should at least see what's below Serabella; we don't actually need to go anywhere.

Cast Windirection on nearby party members. Fly down a short distance.