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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3903161 times)

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16485 on: September 17, 2014, 12:34:13 pm »

Aren't doors in this new 2nd dungeon level locked until the "enemies" are defeated?
not so far.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16486 on: September 17, 2014, 12:55:31 pm »

However, doors anywhere are impossible to get through if they are being explicitly guarded by an enemy, which at this point we must assume Dark Al is. until we seduce him

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16487 on: September 17, 2014, 01:34:08 pm »

However, doors anywhere are impossible to get through if they are being explicitly guarded by an enemy, which at this point we must assume Dark Al is. until we seduce him
But Monk, that logic is flawed; because the moment we seduce him, he is also seducing us.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16488 on: September 17, 2014, 01:35:48 pm »

However, doors anywhere are impossible to get through if they are being explicitly guarded by an enemy, which at this point we must assume Dark Al is. until we seduce him
But Monk, that logic is flawed; because the moment we seduce him, he is also seducing us.
Which lets us use Al's Perfect Heart with himself~
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16489 on: September 17, 2014, 02:52:37 pm »

However, doors anywhere are impossible to get through if they are being explicitly guarded by an enemy, which at this point we must assume Dark Al is. until we seduce him
But Monk, that logic is flawed; because the moment we seduce him, he is also seducing us.

And that, my friend, is what we call "true love"

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16490 on: September 17, 2014, 03:28:02 pm »

* freeformschooler collects the last few pages of wisdom for future fanfics
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16492 on: September 19, 2014, 12:36:14 pm »

Well if he literally mirrors our every move we can just walk to the middle, take a step to the left, and continue right on through the door. Because he will have walked around us and into a wall.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16493 on: September 19, 2014, 12:39:13 pm »

Befriend Dark Al.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16494 on: September 19, 2014, 12:42:28 pm »

Well if he literally mirrors our every move we can just walk to the middle, take a step to the left, and continue right on through the door. Because he will have walked around us and into a wall.


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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16495 on: September 19, 2014, 12:48:24 pm »

Capture dark Al with the Illborn Exchange!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16496 on: September 19, 2014, 12:50:18 pm »

Well if he literally mirrors our every move we can just walk to the middle, take a step to the left, and continue right on through the door. Because he will have walked around us and into a wall.


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Yeah, for reals.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16497 on: September 19, 2014, 12:51:04 pm »

Capture dark Al with the Illborn Exchange!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16498 on: September 19, 2014, 12:56:03 pm »

Well if he literally mirrors our every move we can just walk to the middle, take a step to the left, and continue right on through the door. Because he will have walked around us and into a wall.

That relies on him moving to his left when we move to our left, which is
technically not mirroring
. This would probably result in him moving to our left as well, blocking us.
There is another solution, though.
Walk to Dark Al, punch him, laugh as he punches our bulwarks.

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Capture dark Al with the Illborn Exchange!
Tempting. It'd be interesting to see Dark Al's equivalent.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome:
« Reply #16499 on: September 19, 2014, 01:01:12 pm »

Well if he literally mirrors our every move we can just walk to the middle, take a step to the left, and continue right on through the door. Because he will have walked around us and into a wall.


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Yeah, for reals.
Capture dark Al with the Illborn Exchange!
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