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[10ebbor10]

Note to self, acquire mirror before attacking shopkeeper.

[Dorsidwarf]

2 be continued

[draco1234]

Oh, and by the way, we should apologize to the shopkeeper about standing on his head. Just in case, y'know?

Anyway, let's grab what's little's left of that Burro.

Attempt to sell the Fusion Machine.  Failing that, flip it over eastwise so it triggers the trap in front of the door.

So. Part 1 ended considerably worse than my idea would have. Part 2 ended considerably better.

Everyone: Holy shit

This but also loot the Burro. I don't care if it has no valuables, I said loot it, not take its stuff.

Also broken glass for reagents, yes.

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[ShadowStrike]

Oh, and by the way, we should apologize to the shopkeeper about standing on his head. Just in case, y'know?

Anyway, let's grab what's little's left of that Burro.

Attempt to sell the Fusion Machine.  Failing that, flip it over eastwise so it triggers the trap in front of the door.

So. Part 1 ended considerably worse than my idea would have. Part 2 ended considerably better.

Everyone: Holy shit

This but also loot the Burro. I don't care if it has no valuables, I said loot it, not take its stuff.

Also broken glass for reagents, yes.

+1

+1

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[EmeraldWind]

That has just made my day. Eye lasers for the win.

>Loot Burrow.

[Furtuka]

Examine mysterious wall glass. check for spatial distortions

[fractalman]

Examine mysterious wall glass. Check for spatial distortions

The Architect (GM/DM/FF) has implied that the matrix glitch will be fixed next update. .

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Matrix glitch? So, that glitch where...dammit, so many possible references I could put here.

[fractalman]

Sure there are.  the GM didn't call it a matrix glitch though. I'm afraid of what will happen if we try poking it and the GM lets us. We might get that point in cheating...at the cost of having our hp fluctuate untill it hits 0 and then TPK.

[flame99]

My internet goes down for two updates, and something like this happens. Screw it, I'm breaking my router now.
In all non-seriousness, take advantage of duplicated glass in the wall by breaking it and entering whatever horrible eldritch void !!FUN!! place is behind it.

[TheFlame52]

I wonder if we could carry the Buy pad around with the shopkeeper on top of it like some sort of Capitalist Ark of the Covenant.

Sig'd

[mastahcheese]

I wonder why the searchbots deliberately ended their murder spree just before the market?

just when you think something was made up on-the-spot

Oh man, and there was four of them in that room.

[fractalman]

Hey. um. I'll try to find the link later but..
Remember when we, um...threw one of the shopkeepers around for easier access?
...yeah. 
i bet the only reason the shopkeeper in question didn't lazor us into a TPK?
"well, I suppose this new location is better for buisiness..."

[snip]

throw him down for easier access

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What's more, this is a RIVER-DOLLARS shopkeeper. River dollars>>fountain pence. Ergo, this shopkeeper was a more powerfull shopkeeper than the eye-lazor one we just stood on. 

O.o.

[javierpwn]

Also, killing Ciro is bad for business. And our presence also may keep certain rooms from flushing.

[fractalman]

yeah, that too.
change of plan:
Loot corpse, take glass shards, take combining machine as the "combiner column" to compliment the bartering ram, THEN tactical diplomacy shopkeeper.