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[mastahcheese]

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps

This might work! +1!

[Elephant Parade]

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps

This might work! +1!

-1

It'll probably detect us.

+1 to fusion scroll shenanigans. -1 to buying a potion.

[monk12]

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps

This might work! +1!

-1! Why would we want to aggro the horrible omnirange monster? This just seems like an awful goal.

Anyway, shopping list!

2x Healing Potions (Ciro and Goombess, both quaff) (40 pence)
2x Stat Points (both for Ciro) (100 Pence)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Combining two same-level meta fusion catalyst will give us a higher level meta fusion catalyst. Ever played MU? You could upgrade jewels up to +10 to increase success rates at the Chaos Goblin, even higher if you were batshit insane or just obscenely rich.
Therefore, with our Scroll of Fusion +1 (or higher!) we'll be able to take something nice and combine with something even more nice. Like our WMD with a Bag of Slot in order to create a mecha! The Illegal Corpse-Holding Ram, or whatever else.

Assuming it works anything like that.

That and GWG actually wanted to slam something important into things.

That was a joke!

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps

This might work! +1!

We're not suicidal, -1


Before buying stuff, attempt to use the Bartering Ram and the Ring of Sexiness to haggle prices.

[javierpwn]

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps

This might work! +1!

-1! Why would we want to aggro the horrible omnirange monster? This just seems like an awful goal.

Anyway, shopping list!

2x Healing Potions (Ciro and Goombess, both quaff) (40 pence)
2x Stat Points (both for Ciro) (100 Pence)

-1 to provoking him.
OMNIRAENG=BAD

[Xanmyral]

You're completely right it might work, but what that will achieve is under question. Unless dance is involved, my previous actions of "Let's try not to win the Darwin Awards" still stands.

[Toaster]

Before buying stuff, attempt to use the Bartering Ram and the Ring of Sexiness to haggle prices.

+1, BY CHERISH, when she has her +2 bartering rubric on.


Also, making a Thumper is a brilliant idea.  Too bad we don't have any practical way to do it.

[b_knight286]

Sell things so we can buy a class change to Awesome Lootmonger

[Elephant Parade]

Before buying stuff, attempt to use the Bartering Ram and the Ring of Sexiness to haggle prices.

+1, BY CHERISH, when she has her +2 bartering rubric on.


Also, making a Thumper is a brilliant idea.  Too bad we don't have any practical way to do it.

+1

Sell things so we can buy a class change to Awesome Lootmonger

You know FFS will interpret this as selling the ring. -1.

[Empiricist]

Also, making a Thumper is a brilliant idea.  Too bad we don't have any practical way to do it.

We could try bloodshaping one.

[Mego]

Also, making a Thumper is a brilliant idea.  Too bad we don't have any practical way to do it.

We could try bloodshaping one.

This floor has an anti-magic field. We cannot bloodshape with any hope of succeeding. It won't happen. It's just like fetch. Stop trying to make it happen.

Unless you mean on another floor, but we may get lucky and not run into another Burro.

[Empiricist]

Yeah, I meant another floor.

[flabort]

Before buying stuff, attempt to use the Bartering Ram and the Ring of Sexiness to haggle prices.

+1, BY CHERISH, when she has her +2 bartering rubric on.

+1

+1

Sell things so we can buy a class change to Awesome Lootmonger

You know FFS will interpret this as selling the ring. -1.

I agree, if we try this we will wind up selling the stuff we least want to sell. -1 until you specify something to sell.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Count (click to show/hide)

Buy a Stat Point for Blood: +Derm, +Toaster, +Draco, +Xanmyral (4)
Before buying stuff, use Bartering Ram, Ring of Sexiness and Cherish to haggle: +GWG, +Toaster (2)
Buy three fusion scrolls: +LSP, -GiglameshDespair, +Derm, +Elephant Parade (2)
Investigate Scaly Thing: +Derm, +Draco (2)
Have Cherish drink that water: +Derm, +Draco (2)
Ask what a Stat Potion does: +Derm (1)
Ask Goom-bess about the scale machine: +GWG (1)
Buy a Stat Potion: +Toaster (1)
Buy two Healing Potions: +Monk (1)
Buy two Stat Potions: +Monk (1)
Put a Pence on each side of the machine: +Toaster (1)
Buy three fusion scrolls: +Derm, -Draco (0)

Buy a Stat Point for Blood: +Derm, +Toaster, +Draco, +Xanmyral (4)
Buy three fusion scrolls: +LSP, -GiglameshDespair, +Derm, +Elephant Parade (2)
Before buying stuff, use Bartering Ram, Ring of Sexiness and Cherish to haggle: +GWG, +Toaster (2)

Al and Cherish double-team the Shopkeeper for MAXIMUM PERSUASION.



(Barter: 12+2 Bartering+2 Bartering+5 Persuasion-10 Eyebrow Penalty) The Shopkeeper has never seen such a powerful force of bartering in his entire life. You've forced his hand. He gives you 1% off his entire inventory. Rounded down, of course.





You buy one Stat Point for BLOD, increasing your BLOD stat to +2/+2. Cherish buys three Fusion Scrolls! (Common Sense: 18) You just KNOW the scrolls won't work on the anti-magic level, so you hold off on fusing one really large scroll.

The shopkeeper reminds you he also buys stuff if you want to sell anything. He'll even give you a 1% bonus! Rounded down, of course.

Have Cherish drink that water: +Derm, +Draco (2)

The "water" is magical separation fluid! Are you sure you want her to drink that?

Investigate Scaly Thing: +Derm, +Draco (2)

It's alright, we'll get him back. Eventually. Assuming nothing loots the chamber while we're taking four chapters to catch up with Al and ask him where the on button is and what corpse goes in what slot.

Hm. Obviously, that didn't happen with Slog. You get that same feeling just thinking about what might have gone wrong (which could be anything because you don't know how Sanctuaries work).

Hey, wait, didn't Polydectes have two of those machines?

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

[Toaster]

By the way, the east exit is trapped.