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[Toaster]

Ask what a fusion scroll is

I think we should consider either buying an inventory slot, or this bag of slots.

The shopkeeper says a fusion scroll is the most widely-available yet least reliable method of item crafting. It combines together two things and produces a result. The quality of the product highly varies, and that's why the price is so low.

Now that we can afford it, I think it might be a good idea to at least ask what exactly a bag of slot even is.

The shopkeeper says a Bag Full of Slot is a bag containing a random (1-4) number of additional Item Slots. Not only is it a cheaper method of getting extra inventory, but it also allows the user to easily trade multiple items to another person.

He also says the Bag Full of Slot is highly flammable and is not recommended as a full replacement for actual slots.

The shopkeeper informs you there may exist a Scroll of Un-fusion, but he has never seen it.

[LordSlowpoke]

Buy one try to fuse the Festive Reagent to the battering ram and get the Illegal Jingle F*er. (JOKE)

NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

WE NEED TO FUSE HARDER FOR IT TO HAPPEN THOUGH

Ask shopkeeper whenever SCROLL OF FUSION is magical. If not, buy three SCROLLS OF FUSION. Use SCROLL OF FUSION on two other SCROLLS OF FUSION.

[javierpwn]

Spoiler: Theorycrafting Hint (click to show/hide)

Since everyone's still having trouble tackling Over and Out, here's a hint: there's no white noise in the song. Every single sound you hear is a spoken word or phrase.

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FFS no... I've spent too much time on that! Stop pulling me back into the white noise!

[GiglameshDespair]

Buy one try to fuse the Festive Reagent to the battering ram and get the Illegal Jingle F*er. (JOKE)

NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

WE NEED TO FUSE HARDER FOR IT TO HAPPEN THOUGH

Ask shopkeeper whenever SCROLL OF FUSION is magical. If not, buy three SCROLLS OF FUSION. Use SCROLL OF FUSION on two other SCROLLS OF FUSION.

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You may be Ciro's destined but that's an idea that isn't amusingly terrible, just a waste.

[LordSlowpoke]

Buy one try to fuse the Festive Reagent to the battering ram and get the Illegal Jingle F*er. (JOKE)

NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

WE NEED TO FUSE HARDER FOR IT TO HAPPEN THOUGH

Ask shopkeeper whenever SCROLL OF FUSION is magical. If not, buy three SCROLLS OF FUSION. Use SCROLL OF FUSION on two other SCROLLS OF FUSION.

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You may be Ciro's destined but that's an idea that isn't amusingly terrible, just a waste.

Combining two same-level meta fusion catalyst will give us a higher level meta fusion catalyst. Ever played MU? You could upgrade jewels up to +10 to increase success rates at the Chaos Goblin, even higher if you were batshit insane or just obscenely rich.

Therefore, with our Scroll of Fusion +1 (or higher!) we'll be able to take something nice and combine with something even more nice. Like our WMD with a Bag of Slot in order to create a mecha! The Illegal Corpse-Holding Ram, or whatever else.

This is the first time in this game's history I explain any of my ideas, by the way. That and GWG actually wanted to slam something important into things. Times be a'changin'.

[Dermonster]

+1 to three fusion scrolls.

[freeformschooler]

did you know? 181 pence is enough for seven fusion scrolls


Fusion Scroll-v
Fuse-------> Great Fusion Scroll?-|
Fusion Scroll-^                   |
                                  ^
Fuse-------------------------> Greater Fusion Scroll?
                                  ^
Fusion Scroll-v                   |
Fuse-------> Great Fusion Scroll?-|
Fusion Scroll-^

ok, that's sufficient GM torture

[Dorsidwarf]

I wonder how freeform would fare as a GM for Paranoia.


Ie: Actively malevolent and brutally unfair.



Oh.

[Dermonster]

Dermonster: NOW I WANNA MAKE A 7x Fusion scroll
Master Racist: it combines items up to 3x3 and never fails
Master Racist: (unless you're on the antimagic level)

[LordSlowpoke]

LET'S NEVER PURPOSEFULLY WASTE OUR CASH EVER AGAIN, THEN

* LordSlowpoke grumbles.

[Empiricist]

Perhaps we should bloodcraft a device to replicate someone else's vibrational signature then when we find an enemy's vibrational signature, we could use the unit to trick the Burros into attacking them?

[mastahcheese]

Perhaps we should bloodcraft a device to replicate someone else's vibrational signature then when we find an enemy's vibrational signature, we could use the unit to trick the Burros into attacking them?

This would be freaking genius if not for the anti-magic floor.
We should find a recording device.

[Empiricist]

Perhaps we should bloodcraft a device to replicate someone else's vibrational signature then when we find an enemy's vibrational signature, we could use the unit to trick the Burros into attacking them?

This would be freaking genius if not for the anti-magic floor.
We should find a recording device.

Maybe a transmission system as well, so we don't have to return to the room to give it a new target.

[Xanmyral]

We must speak to the Burro. In it's own language: dance. IT CANNOT DENY OUR RHYTHM.

For more serious ideas, please look below.

Buy a stat point, use it ourselves.

[Furtuka]

Use the long reach of the bartering ram to repeatedly tap the ground by the burro in a pattern mimicking footsteps