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Total Members Voted: 50

[LordSlowpoke]

this is the point where i would munch on my popcorn kernels IF I HAD ANY

[mastahcheese]

THIS GOES BACK TO MY PRIOR ARGUEMENT THAT TREES ALSO GROW ON, AND RECIEVE NUTRIENTS FROM, THE SOIL. THEREFORE IT IS IRRELEVENT IN YOUR ARGUEMENT, UNLESS YOU ARE SUGGESTING WE ABOLISH THE PHRASE OF "GROWS ON TREES"!

[Elephant Parade]

CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON IT'S KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH IT'S PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!

ITS, NOT IT'S, YOU ILLITERATE PEASANT!

Also, this is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Dermonster]

goddamn that shit doesn't grow on trees

No, it just grows on grass.

CORN. DOESN'T. GROW. ON.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!

[Slayerhero90]

CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON IT'S KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH IT'S PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!

ITS, NOT IT'S, YOU ILLITERATE PEASANT!

Also, this is getting a bit ridiculous.

PUNCTUATION IS NOT IMPORTANT WHEN ONE IS A KING

[Dermonster]

THANK YOU, DUKE SLAYER. YOUR FAMILY SHALL BE LOOKED UPON FAVORABLY.

[mastahcheese]

I'm just waiting for freeform to come raging through here after seeing the huge mess we've made.

[Slayerhero90]

THANK YOU, DUKE SLAYER. YOUR FAMILY SHALL BE LOOKED UPON FAVORABLY.

THANK YOU, MY KING!

[Dermonster]

Still waiting for that duel.

[Furtuka]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

WELL THEN! I PLACE SLOG IN DEFENSE MODE!

* Furtuka slams a card down onto the table. All the spades become blorble.

[flabort]

I shall challenge you, Derm, though I shall warn you that I cheat!

[Dermonster]

Very well! Seeing as I was the one challenged, I choose the weapon, yes?

[LordSlowpoke]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

WELL THEN! I PLACE SLOG IN DEFENSE MODE!

* Furtuka Slams a card down onto the table. All the spades become blorble.

* LordSlowpoke stares at the blorble.

MY GOD, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.

TAKE THAT!

[flabort]

Go right ahead. This shall be a duel between cheating bastards perfect gentlemen, possibly with space lasers, magic, or rusty spoons.

[Furtuka]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

WELL THEN! I PLACE SLOG IN DEFENSE MODE!

* Furtuka Slams a card down onto the table. All the spades become blorble.

* LordSlowpoke stares at the blorble.

MY GOD, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.

TAKE THAT!

* Furtuka  pushes the cards aside, revealing that it is his hand that is the one within the puppet!

JUST AS ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU