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Total Members Voted: 50

[Furtuka]

Its a series of jokes GWG

[Dermonster]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

[mastahcheese]

WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!

THEN HOW COME WE DON'T SAY "GROW ON SOIL" FOR EVERYTHING, SINCE TREES ALSO GROW ON SOIL,  FECKLESS KNAVE?

BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SAYING WAS A CONVENIENT IDIOM FOR THE RARITY OF AN OBJECT, SEEING AS THE TREES THAT PEOPLE WERE MOST FAMILIAR WITH GREW APPLES WHICH ARE QUITE COMMON, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.

[Elephant Parade]

WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!

THEN HOW COME WE DON'T SAY "GROW ON SOIL" FOR EVERYTHING, SINCE TREES ALSO GROW ON SOIL,  FECKLESS KNAVE?

BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SAYING WAS A CONVENIENT IDIOM FOR THE RARITY OF AN OBJECT, SEEING AS THE TREES THAT PEOPLE WERE MOST FAMILIAR WITH GREW APPLES WHICH ARE QUITE COMMON, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GRASS. WE HAD DIRT, AND THAT WAS IT. IT WAS OUR DINNER, OUR TOYBOX, OUR INTERNET, AND OUR ONLY FRIEND.

[Dermonster]

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!

[LordSlowpoke]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

[mastahcheese]

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!

IF NOTHING GROWS ON GRASS THEN WHY DOES CORN GROW ON GRASS? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A FRUIT OR NOT! IT IS PLENTY TASTY IN IT'S OWN RIGHT! YOU ARE VOLUNTARILY IGNORING THE VERY BASIS OF MY ARGUEMENT!

[Dermonster]

I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!

IF NOTHING GROWS ON GRASS THEN WHY DOES CORN GROW ON GRASS? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A FRUIT OR NOT! IT IS PLENTY TASTY IN IT'S OWN RIGHT! YOU ARE VOLUNTARILY IGNORING THE VERY BASIS OF MY ARGUEMENT!

CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!

[Furtuka]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

[Dermonster]

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon?

This is exactly why I want someone to challenge me to a duel.

[mastahcheese]

CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!

I WAS REFERING TO JUST THE EAR OF CORN, AS YOU DON'T EAT THE STALK OF IT, THAT WOULD BE ABSURD.

[LordSlowpoke]

I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a duel.

* LordSlowpoke shrugs and slaps Furtuka with a glove.

SPADES AT DAWN

Wait don't the rules say I get to choose the weapon? Oh well. I'll go see if I can find a deck of cards. You don't mind if they're covered in gundam pictures do you?

THAT WAS ONLY MY MILD SUGGESTION YOU DUEL EXPERT

* LordSlowpoke tosses a deck of cards in Furtuka's general direction. They are all spades.

[Dermonster]

THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!

[mastahcheese]

THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!

THE POINT WAS THAT CORN DOESN'T GROW ON DIRT!

[Dermonster]

CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON ITS KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH ITS PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!