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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212181 times)

Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1455 on: May 25, 2013, 05:11:15 pm »

Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1456 on: May 25, 2013, 05:12:20 pm »

Guns don't have snouts.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1457 on: May 25, 2013, 05:14:09 pm »

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1458 on: May 25, 2013, 05:14:43 pm »

Guns don't have snouts.

:/

Everything has a snout.

Yours happens to be the barrel.

Not the shooty bit, though. the side.

Guns don't have snouts.

BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS

Also this, aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1459 on: May 25, 2013, 05:37:14 pm »

That roll and sentence phrasing make no sense?
Stars are big and hard to make, and I forgot to add the +1 in when I saw SD was aiding you. Anyways, what happened was:
A spaceship exploded
You turned into a point of light
ShadowDragon died
Is this more understandable?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1460 on: May 25, 2013, 05:39:29 pm »

Yeppers! :D
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1461 on: May 25, 2013, 09:04:18 pm »

Ask them if they can travel to find the NSEA Protector. If they continue to fail to understand, pull up the "historical documents".
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1462 on: May 26, 2013, 12:28:30 am »

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1463 on: May 26, 2013, 12:32:22 am »

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
That's how YAFB ended, ironically enough.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1464 on: May 26, 2013, 12:48:17 am »

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG

PROTECT THE THONGS! COVER THE THONGS IN AN ELDRITCH CHEESESHIELD!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1465 on: May 26, 2013, 08:14:24 am »

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
Stop this.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Smooth
« Reply #1466 on: May 26, 2013, 04:23:03 pm »

Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.
The gun's built into you and the Machine seems to be missing. Mission accomplished?

Respawn. Create bacteria that eat rock on the planet.
You despawn and [1-1] make a giant bacteria that eats you. Despawn?

FIX EVERYTHING.
[1] You kasplode the planet. Actually, that's probably a good thing.

Grow a maw and devour Ragnarok's arm.
Then use his/her blood for ammo.
[4] You grow a maw and get punched in it. [5] You devour and replace one of ragnarok's arms.

Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.
Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.
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It's eating one arm, so you [6] punch it in the maw with your other fist. Ouch.

Guns don't have snouts.
BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS
Guns don't have snouts.
BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS
Also this, aid action.
[3+1] You make a barrel and surgically attach it to Xantalos.

Ask them if they can travel to find the NSEA Protector. If they continue to fail to understand, pull up the "historical documents".
Trust me, I understand.
As for them, [6] they understand, and promptly locate an absurdly oversized cloud of magnetic mines. "Hey, d'yu tink he wannid tu find da spaship?"

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
Stop this.
[3-1] Stopped.

BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
PROTECT THE THONGS! COVER THE THONGS IN AN ELDRITCH CHEESESHIELD!
[4] A bit superfluous, but all the thongs are covered in cheesecake.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Smooth
« Reply #1467 on: May 26, 2013, 04:32:53 pm »

summon another TSAB ship. Then say hi.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Smooth
« Reply #1468 on: May 26, 2013, 04:33:43 pm »

PUNCH XANTALOS IN GUNSNOUT IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH FACTIONALSO FACTION LEADERSHIP
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Smooth
« Reply #1469 on: May 26, 2013, 04:45:19 pm »

Respawn. Create some small sapient universes.
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