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[ragnarok97071]

come running out of the pod as a honey badger and MAUL ALL THE JUNKS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Form conspiracy of loyalists

[3] You find two people loyal to you and call it a Conspiracy.

Respawn. Aid random person's action.

You try to help...[d8:3] Nyarlothotep.

Respawn as Cthulhu's asshole manager.
'Sup Thulhu, breaks over man, you gotta get out of R'lyeh'
>Initiate poorly-planned workplace shift that screws Cthulhu over and ensures he'll have to stay overtime

[1] You're one of many secretaries of Cthulhu. Actimg like that gets you devoured. Respawn?

Nuke the metal shack.

You're an eldritch abomination, not a nuclear power! Still, someone's offered to help.
Oh, and you destroyed a weasel that was attacking you.

Get plan to attack hell.

[3] You create a plan.
"Siege. Strave them. Charge."
...
"Siege_^^{for a while}. Stra_^^rve them. Charge."
...
"Siege_^^{for a while}. Stra_^^rve them. Charge.
Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starv them. Bombard them."
Seems like a plan. Oh, wait.
"Siege_^^{for a while}. Stra_^^rve them. Charge.
Get an army. Siege them for a while. Starv^e them. Bombard them."

Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.

[5] Check.

Find way to turn into Space Battleship Yamato. Why? BECAUSE I CAN.

[4] Designs of the modifications needed created.

I need to make up for lost time!

Research better cheesecake warrior production methods.
Set the squire to work upgrading the factory.

[3] You might consider attaching a freezer so they don't melt.
[4-1] The squire moves the boxes around, slightly increasing efficiency.

come running out of the pod as a honey badger and MAUL ALL THE JUNKS.

[2] You as a weasel. [1v5] Mauling ShadowNyarlothotep in what you think his a junk doesn't end well. Respawn?

Aldf'ske? Fok'u.
Tosnfg-a srgdsa'dfg k-Smond're. N'Wah!

[1] Your coup is halted and your position lost.

[Cheesecake]

Work for Cthulhu. Suck up to him and get a promotion.

[Tavik Toth]

Become Space Battleship Yamato.

[ShadowDragon]

Convince a nuclear power to nuke the shack.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as GEORGE WASHINGTON.

[ragnarok97071]

respawn as a little girl with a rocket launcher. do a dance with the rocket launcher.

[Persus13]

Murder everyone with a nuke.

[Furtuka]

Reclaim my job

[GreatWyrmGold]

Work for Cthulhu. Suck up to him and get a promotion.

[4] You get hired. [6] You suck up to him enough to become his personal footstool. Literally. Sometimes it takes bites out of you when it forgets its lunch.

Become Space Battleship Yamato.

[4] You successfully upgrade yourself.

Convince a nuclear power to nuke the shack.

[4] You do. [4] You realize you should be running.

Respawn as GEORGE WASHINGTON.

[3] You are GEORGE MASON.

respawn as a little girl with a rocket launcher. do a dance with the rocket launcher.

[1] You are an old lady with a toothpick. [1] You try to dance but just kinda fall over.

Murder everyone with a nuke.

[3] You launch a nuke at the metal shack. It's a start.

Reclaim my job

[4] You start climbing the ranks again...

FTAGHN!

KS'aknot lda'on na'ow, els'ay mwert'eyoo D'SALK!

[6] You get promoted and promptly get swamped by paperwork. Sometimes you forget your lunch and need to munch on your footstool.

Nr zudyrtopis.

[?] No one knows what you're doing.

[jaccarmac]

Spawn as a man. Start yelling nonsense.

[ShadowDragon]

Investigate ???.

[Persus13]

Find a nuclear bomb shelter. After explosion, investigate metal shack.

[Cheesecake]

Research on Footstooling for Pros and Suck up even more!

[Tavik Toth]

Go find a portal to the ER universe.