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[Tavik Toth]

Build.A.Spaceship.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kill the demon that offered its servitude to Xantalos.
Attack Xantalos while commanding my forces to fire artillery at Xantalos.

Punch Xantalos in the face equivalent

Charge Xantalos with murder.

Eat the afterlife
Accept the demon's offer

[2v3v2-1;5v4] Fireiy successfully sues Xantalos! This impairs his ability to fight, letting Furtaka punch him badly!

Kill the random NPC. S/he is useless!

"You're useless."
"Gee, th--OW!"
[6v4] You murder her, in full view of town.

Build.A.Spaceship.

Wait, you're on that one high-tech planet. [3] You build an orbital shuttle.

[Xantalos]

KILL THE FORCES OF GRAMMAR
KICKSPIN CABBAGE ATTACK

[Persus13]

Kill the demon that offered its servitude to Xantalos.

Appoint ShadowDragon the head of a special task force to eliminate Xantalos. Give him troops from my realms.

To Furtaka: Want an Alliance recognizing you as the proper ruler of Purgatory and a mutual military assistance pact?

To GM: Are the Far Realms still under my control?

AHem.

This turn:
aid Shadowdragon's action.

[Fireiy]

Charge Insanity with murder. I have witnesses everywhere.

[Orange Wizard]

Murder the rest of the town. NO WITNESSES!

[ShadowDragon]

Kill Xantalos.

[Tavik Toth]

Give it guns. Then build a space station. Also boats.

[GreatWyrmGold]

KILL THE FORCES OF GRAMMAR
KICKSPIN CABBAGE ATTACK

[3] You kickspin-cabbage Webster, who promptly flees back to Heaven.

To GM: Are the Far Realms still under my control?

AHem.
[/quote]
[1] No, they're in open rebellion and taking over the universe.

aid Shadowdragon's action.

Alright.

Charge Insanity with murder. I have witnesses everywhere.

[2] You are blocked by stupid paperwork!

Murder the rest of the town. NO WITNESSES!

[1] You decide that the first witness to murder should be the one who will see the rest of your murders, too! Respawn?

Kill Xantalos.

[6+1v6] Cue epic battle that gets almost nothing done!

Give it guns. Then build a space station. Also boats.

[6] You give it a huge number of guns, including ones replacing the engine! Sadly, you don't have enough bullets to put anything in orbit. [1] Or a boat. Anywhere in the world, since they were all cannibalized to make a huge impractical boat that sunk within seconds of being sent on its maiden voyage.

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P.S. Any day now, the RtD Hall of Fame will be updated. Could someone PLEASE vote for the Art of Minimalism so it can get that last vote so it can get in the Hall. Remember, if it does, you get a turn of 100% success!

[Tavik Toth]

Make boats and spaceships. With raw materials. And find way to protect universe.

[Furtuka]

Channel all the ghosts in the vicinity into a massive attack to destroy Xantalos

[ShadowDragon]

Channel all the ghosts in the vicinity into a massive attack to destroy Xantalos

Aid action.

[Xantalos]

FLUMGLE GRIMBART MKGOONDABINDIIIIIIIIIIII

[Orange Wizard]

Respawn as Bruce Lee.

[Fireiy]

Shunt all my paperwork across to Xantalos.