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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212302 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #810 on: March 15, 2013, 06:52:18 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on March 13, 2013, 09:36:36 pm
Marry zombie dragon instead.
[5] You convince the zombie dragon to marry you. Can't imagine how.

Quote from: Xantalos on March 13, 2013, 09:40:10 pm
Grow larger.
[1] You shrink. How adorable!

Quote from: Fireiy on March 13, 2013, 10:35:01 pm
Fine....
Go and fine someone for something.
[1] Aha! Switching actions has a fee of $7.99! ...You only have $2.75!
[2] Someone punches your bureaucracy. [6] You jump into a tree when someone else attacks.

Quote from: Furtuka on March 13, 2013, 10:41:55 pm
Punch Shadowdragon in the bureaucracy!
[3] You punch someone else in the bureaucracy!

Quote from: Vorthon on March 13, 2013, 11:02:41 pm
Fire on Fireiy with the seed cannon.
[1] The seed cannon explodes from its narrower barrel width.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 13, 2013, 11:59:00 pm
Look to see if I still have that net, then climb onto Vortalos or Xantathon or whatever and sit on what passes for its head, or at least its upper branches.
They're a but too small to do that with.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 14, 2013, 07:53:09 am
Respawn. Kill Fireiy.
[3] He escapes into a tree.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 14, 2013, 11:47:26 am
Go onboard vessel. Also ask who is talking.

"Seems that everytiem I die I respawn at a random location and a diffirent body. Oh and who is this talking."
(I finally looked up the TSAB...ah.)
"I am Private First Class Lanster. Why?"
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #811 on: March 15, 2013, 06:56:51 pm »
Mass clone self
Get sold worldwide as Ent plushies
Silently kill owners in their sleep
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #812 on: March 15, 2013, 06:57:15 pm »
"Just wondering. So where to?"
wait. Suggest going to different world.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #813 on: March 15, 2013, 07:07:02 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 15, 2013, 06:56:51 pm
Mass clone self
Get sold worldwide as Ent plushies
Silently kill owners in their sleep
Aid action. Do not buy any plushies.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #814 on: March 15, 2013, 07:10:09 pm »
Kill self.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #815 on: March 15, 2013, 07:11:22 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 15, 2013, 07:10:09 pm
Kill self.
Did you see what happened when I tried that?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #816 on: March 15, 2013, 07:51:10 pm »
Try to repair the seed cannon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Not So Sad
« Reply #817 on: March 16, 2013, 12:22:03 am »
Go and fine whoever punched me!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #818 on: March 16, 2013, 09:13:35 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 15, 2013, 07:07:02 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on March 15, 2013, 06:56:51 pm
Mass clone self
Get sold worldwide as Ent plushies
Silently kill owners in their sleep
Aid action. Do not buy any plushies.
[6+1] Everyone gets one for free. [4] They all kill their owners. Respawn?

Xammit xant.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #819 on: March 16, 2013, 09:15:27 am »
Vow to defend the throne with my new loving Zombie Dragon wife. Wait for any intruders.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #820 on: March 16, 2013, 09:27:29 am »
Go to afterlife.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #821 on: March 16, 2013, 09:33:44 am »
Respawn on TSAB ship a brititsh soldier.

"Not again."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #822 on: March 16, 2013, 11:49:44 am »
Respawn. Punch Xantalos in the plush
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #823 on: March 16, 2013, 11:51:01 am »
Ascend to Killer's heaven.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #824 on: March 16, 2013, 02:38:06 pm »
Respawn as dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 03:45:22 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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