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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #780 on: March 12, 2013, 10:06:53 pm »
Punch Vorthon and Xantalos in the Genitalia!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #781 on: March 13, 2013, 01:51:33 am »
Wait, ent?
I am so confused.

Use my elveny magicks (and the net that I have somehow) to turn Vorthon and Xantalos into an ent, or something that resembles an ent. Then sit on its head while it rampages across the world.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #782 on: March 13, 2013, 06:52:15 am »
"Ent" is short for "treant," which is basically a smart tree.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #783 on: March 13, 2013, 08:44:53 am »
Go to afterlife.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #784 on: March 13, 2013, 09:12:07 am »
Show ShadowDragon 300 page forms he has to fill out before he can go to afterlife.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #785 on: March 13, 2013, 09:39:55 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
Why.

One more time try fusion.
AID THIS ACTION. Also, we maaaay want to tone it down before we incur the wrath of the mods. :v
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #786 on: March 13, 2013, 10:01:17 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 13, 2013, 09:39:55 am
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
Why.

One more time try fusion.
AID THIS ACTION. Also, we maaaay want to tone it down before we incur the wrath of the mods. :v
Hence me castrating myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #787 on: March 13, 2013, 11:13:26 am »
Ask TSAB why they are here of all places.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #788 on: March 13, 2013, 02:04:52 pm »
Explore castle. See if it's empty or if there's a zombie dragon inside.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #789 on: March 13, 2013, 04:59:03 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
One more time try fusion.
Bite off own genetalia beforehand.
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Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
One more time try fusion.
AID THIS ACTION.
[4+1] You fuse into one being, a bit wooden (hah!) and with scrawny legs, and also hermaphroditic, but otherwise normal. Well, as normal as a being always of two minds is. You are soon made treeier.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 13, 2013, 01:51:33 am
Use my elveny magicks (and the net that I have somehow) to turn Vorthon and Xantalos into an ent, or something that resembles an ent. Then sit on its head while it rampages across the world.
[4] They become more treelike.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 13, 2013, 08:44:53 am
Go to afterlife.
Quote from: Fireiy on March 13, 2013, 09:12:07 am
Show ShadowDragon 300 page forms he has to fill out before he can go to afterlife.
[5v1] ShadowDragon is crushed by the forms!

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 13, 2013, 11:13:26 am
Ask TSAB why they are here of all places.
"Why we're where?"

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 13, 2013, 02:04:52 pm
Explore castle. See if it's empty or if there's a zombie dragon inside.
[2] Um...which would be preferable?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #790 on: March 13, 2013, 05:03:37 pm »
Rampage across the world.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #791 on: March 13, 2013, 05:04:06 pm »
"This place is weird to say the least."
Ask if I nay go onboard.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #792 on: March 13, 2013, 05:14:25 pm »
Fill out forms.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #793 on: March 13, 2013, 06:48:01 pm »
Go find red flowers.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: This Is Just Sad
« Reply #794 on: March 13, 2013, 08:32:15 pm »
While Xantalos takes care of the movement and stomping, I'll control the seed cannons. :v
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