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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212124 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #735 on: March 09, 2013, 05:58:46 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 09, 2013, 07:01:03 am
Respawn and find try to find a TSAB ship again.
[6] You find one as it fires or falls on you or something. Respawn again?

Quote from: Vorthon on March 09, 2013, 07:05:21 am
DRAIN XANTALOS' ESSENCE.
[4v6] You fail to do so.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 09, 2013, 09:00:48 am
Respawn with a cursed item.
...Why would you want that?
[4] You have a classic -2 Sword of Sticking To Your Hand.

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 09, 2013, 10:53:32 am
Look around for anything to do, then. Failing that, look for a way deeper into the cave. Failing that, look for a way out.
Hm. This seems to be not so much a cave as a pit thingy with a tunnel leading out. That said, you exit. [3v5] And get punched. Ouch!

Quote from: Furtuka on March 09, 2013, 11:01:17 am
Wake up and punch someone
[5v3] You punch some guy with a sword. He is hurt.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #736 on: March 09, 2013, 06:01:50 pm »
FUH.

TEACH FURTUKA NOT TO SCREW WITH A GUY WITH A SWORD.

USE SWORD AS TEACHING CHALK
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #737 on: March 09, 2013, 06:03:44 pm »
Murder something.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #738 on: March 09, 2013, 06:06:38 pm »
respawn on tsab ship as a British army soldier.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #739 on: March 09, 2013, 06:13:18 pm »
Steal freeformschooler's sword.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #740 on: March 09, 2013, 06:14:48 pm »
Punch the flat end of the sword
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hot Tree-On-Cripple Action
« Reply #741 on: March 09, 2013, 06:35:51 pm »
REATTEMPT DRAINING. THE ARTIFICE OF MAN SHALL FALL BEFORE NATURE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #742 on: March 09, 2013, 06:52:54 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on March 09, 2013, 06:01:50 pm
FUH.
TEACH FURTUKA NOT TO SCREW WITH A GUY WITH A SWORD.
USE SWORD AS TEACHING CHALK
Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 09, 2013, 06:13:18 pm
Steal freeformschooler's sword.
Quote from: Furtuka on March 09, 2013, 06:14:48 pm
Punch the flat end of the sword
I suppose I should roll some initiative.
[4,4,6]
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[6v4] Furtaka punches the side of freeform's blade. Between this and ShadowDragon grabbing at it, freeform's swing is thrown off. [3-2] He hits his own leg, [1] cutting much of it off. [4v1-1] ShadowDragon grabs the sword, cutting freeform along the face some and getting punched.

Quote from: Persus13 on March 09, 2013, 06:03:44 pm
Murder something.
[4v3] You attack...where's that three-sided coin? [Tails] ShadowDragon.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 09, 2013, 06:06:38 pm
respawn on tsab ship as a British army soldier.
[2] Nope.

Quote from: Vorthon on March 09, 2013, 06:35:51 pm
REATTEMPT DRAINING. THE ARTIFICE OF MAN SHALL FALL BEFORE NATURE.
[6v5] You tap your roots into his blood vessels.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #743 on: March 09, 2013, 06:54:27 pm »
SUCK HIS ROOT FLUID OUT WITH THE MIGHT OF MY CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #744 on: March 09, 2013, 06:55:34 pm »
Try again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #745 on: March 09, 2013, 06:56:44 pm »
batter down the door of the metal shack.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #746 on: March 09, 2013, 06:59:52 pm »
Stab Persus13 with cursed sword.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #747 on: March 09, 2013, 07:02:52 pm »
SUCK HARDER THAN XANTALOS. SUCK LIKE THE TIDE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #748 on: March 09, 2013, 07:03:45 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 09, 2013, 07:02:52 pm
SUCK HARDER THAN XANTALOS. SUCK LIKE THE TIDE.
Hurr Hurr Hurr
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: That Sounds Painful
« Reply #749 on: March 09, 2013, 07:04:40 pm »
Oh grow up. :P
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