Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.
918 =/= 914
[3] You snatch a single Tyrabee and stuff it into ShadowDragon. [4] It turns into a [DATA EXPUNGED] with larger fangs and stuff than it had. Then you get shoved into the machine yourself! [4] You turn into one head of a two-headed person.
Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.
Strangle this dude.
[2v4] He dodges. Then you get stuffed into the machine. [4] You become one head of a two-headed person.
Put someone else in. Set to fine.
[6v2,4] You stuff misko and TCM in. [4] They become a two-headed person. You get lightly punched.
Punch stuff with cyborg arm.
[1] You break the thingy on the end, causing an explosion. [5] You're OK.
See if there any back up data stuff for the OS to replace the missing vital stuff... if I can't access it because I'm missing vital OS stuff, then find out what's missing and make them myself.
[5] It's fixed! You give yourself a "Word's Best Comter Fixer" mug.
... Punch Perseus for turning me into a girl.
[3] You tap him.
Huh. I've noticed all of two Art of Minimalism threads, and only when they're ~30 pages through. Nonetheless, it's definitely Hall-of-Fame-worthy.
Thank you.
Also,
Spawn as chicken.
[4] Yup.
Output guide to operating me.
[1] You output a list of experiments conducted. Evidently, all inputs, outputs, and settings are replaced with swears.
KEEP TRYING.
[4] You find an abandoned Ft. Brag.
Devour Misko for trying to use me in experiments.
[1] You devour the enhanced you, causing its improved consciousness to overtake you.
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