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[superBlast]

"I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."

"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.

"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill."

Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!
Stab Lucky with syringe.

"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."

"Eh? I'm so Lucky I don't need need skill. The world does it for me with little input from me. But if you really want me too..." (E)Lucky turns to where he tossed Golden Girl, "Go kill that syringe guy instead. And do it as painfully as you can think of."

Tell the golden girl to kill the syringe guy. If he get's close to me, grab his syringe and use it on him.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Shy away from the group, slightly. Examine revolver, then address Zardak.
"Uhh... what if, um, we... can't really feel pain? I mean, not anything above what you'd relate to, oh, a bruise or something..?

"Then I will find a way to make you feel pain, and it will be excruciating."

Despite every processor and logic unit in my entire body screaming that that isn't possible... I just... can't not believe it.
Get away from Zardak more than anyone else.

[Wwolin]

Turn will be up tomorrow, but I will ask that nobody change their actions, because I have already started on it. Hopefully the battle between good and evil at spawn will resolve itself so that people can spread out and I can write turns faster.

[scapheap]

"Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own..."

Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...

"Thank you, mister?"

"You're welcome. By the way, did you hear those guys who are talking about killing us?"

"I find people like them are all talk and no trousers, if you know what I mean."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own..."

Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...

"Thank you, mister?"

"You're welcome. By the way, did you hear those guys who are talking about killing us?"

"I find people like them are all talk and no trousers, if you know what I mean."

"True. Probably. Still, couldn't hurt to try and drive them off if we can lift this alleged sword. Personally, I say it's more on the scale of a structural beam..."

[Tsuchigumo550]

Quietly approach Annie, with revolver held down. Try to give a friendly smile.
Hello there, ah... M-my name is ALGEM. I admit I'm a little... antisocial... but, would you mind... if I... ah...
It wouldn't... be a problem if I were, to, ah, join you..?

[scapheap]

Quietly approach Annie, with revolver held down. Try to give a friendly smile.
Hello there, ah... M-my name is ALGEM. I admit I'm a little... antisocial... but, would you mind... if I... ah...
It wouldn't... be a problem if I were, to, ah, join you..?

"The more the merrier, kido." Annie ruffed ALGEN's hair.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Lemme just confirm this. So far we have GwG, Xantalos, Borno, and Person for Team GUD?))

[Tsuchigumo550]

PANIC
Freak out a little, but come to accept the ruffling.
"... It's strange, right? Unnatural? They tried their best to... simulate... for lack of a better word..."
Falling silent, Algem stares off into the distance.

"I was built to be a multipurpose android... Meant to live amongst humans, without ever really integrating fully... People wouldn't know I wasn't organic until they got close, and then... a variety of reactions. Never good ones. Some would try and hurt me. Some would insult me, some would just ignore me... but I knew. Their cold, harsh glares... Even those few who accepted me for what I was were distant... distant, or those scientists... and yet, I still... I don't want to die..."

[scapheap]

"I was built to be a multipurpose android... Meant to live amongst humans, without ever really integrating fully... People wouldn't know I wasn't organic until they got close, and then... a variety of reactions. Never good ones. Some would try and hurt me. Some would insult me, some would just ignore me... but I knew. Their cold, harsh glares... Even those few who accepted me for what I was were distant... distant, or those scientists... and yet, I still... I don't want to die..."

"I know the feeling." Annie look thoughtful "Through it sound your case was worse. I was just bad at being a succubus."

[Tsuchigumo550]

"I guess it could have been worse... I could have been a military android, or... a, ah... recreational? I don't know of a... polite... way to indicate that... I take it life wasn't that nice for either of us... at least we don't have to go through it alone anymore, right?"

Spoiler: ALGEM Maintenace Log I (click to show/hide)

ALGEM has recently warmed up to interacting with certain elements around her.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I was built to be a multipurpose android... Meant to live amongst humans, without ever really integrating fully... People wouldn't know I wasn't organic until they got close, and then... a variety of reactions. Never good ones. Some would try and hurt me. Some would insult me, some would just ignore me... but I knew. Their cold, harsh glares... Even those few who accepted me for what I was were distant... distant, or those scientists... and yet, I still... I don't want to die..."

"I know the feeling." Annie look thoughtful "Through it sound your case was worse. I was just bad at being a succubus."

"I guess that would make you a sucku--wait, what did you say?"

[Benjamaru]

"I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."

"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.

"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill."

Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!
Stab Lucky with syringe.

"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."

"Eh? I'm so Lucky I don't need need skill. The world does it for me with little input from me. But if you really want me too..." (E)Lucky turns to where he tossed Golden Girl, "Go kill that syringe guy instead. And do it as painfully as you can think of."

Tell the golden girl to kill the syringe guy. If he get's close to me, grab his syringe and use it on him.

I feel as though im going to die soon... oh well, life is pretty mainstream

[Tsuchigumo550]

Ow. I think that pun actually burned out a few circuits...

[Person]

((Lemme just confirm this. So far we have GwG, Xantalos, Borno, and Person for Team GUD?))

((I can verify that I agree to this. Also I sincerely hope that last spell osborn got doesn't kill me. Watch me roll a 1+2 and fail to activate my barrier. Should I survive, the following battle should be awesome.))