"The rock ain't afraid of no bug, the rock will show you what the rock is made of." Grab the
syringe bug and smash it into a million pieces. Being careful not to be poked by its "stinger."
(Rock dexterity: 6+5)
(Syringe dexterity: 2)
(Rock dexterity: 4+5)
(Syringe dexterity: 4+2) It's tiny and hard to hit. Unless of course, you're The Rock and have +5 dex
(Rock strength: 3+1)
(Syringe endurance: 2-2)
(Rock endurance: 2+5)
You grab the bug off of the ground before it can react, and crush it in your fist. Bits of broken glass and insect chitin fly everywhere, and the silvery fluid from the inside spatters over your hands, but has no noticeable effect.
try looking at mr stone archer, if anyone attacks me or razdak kill them, if anyone moves to attack arthur poweslide over and kill them, if razdak moves to betray me kill him take the staff back, if razdak begins to summon my pet powerslide over and drag arthur away from its reach
Fly up out of the top of the tower, and perch on the edge of the top. Begin firing at Arthur.
(Sven dexterity: 1+3+2)
(Alani dexterity: 5+2)
(Alani dexterity: 4+2)
(Alani affinity: 3+3)
(Arthur endurance: 2/2)
(Arthur badassery: 1-1)
Sven slides over to Arthur as fast as he can, but Alani is faster. With a flap of her stony wings, she leaps up to the top of the plant tower and fires an arrow at Arthur. The stone projectile goes straight through the skull of the unconscious man, and his body calcifies into hard stone. Sven slides around the side of the tower just in time to see Arthur die, and glares up at Alani, who appears as a solid black shape in the glasses, without any internal organs. Heartless bitch...
ARTHUR IS DEAD!(Alani luck: 4+3+1)
As Alani looks down at Arthur's petrified corpse, a massive glob of liquid mercury engulfs the dead man. The glob of silvery metal shudders violently for a moment, and then forms itself into a trumpet before flying towards Alani. She catches the instrument with her free hand, and examines the various greenish runes across its surface, but can't make heads or tails of them.
It takes a while for Lucky to figure out who the guy was, since he's an old man now. When he does he replies, "Your the guy who hurt Lilia aren't you? Suuure... Here's your ax back!" And Lucky brings down the ax on the old guy's face. 'Nobody hurts Lilia and lives!' is what Lucky is thinking about as he attacks.
"Um...she attack me." He turn to Lilia "We cool now?"
If Lucky attack, disarm my axe from him.
"Um...she attack me." He turn to Lilia "We cool now?"
If Lucky attack, disarm my axe from him.
Lucky stops his ax inches from the old ax guy's face and jumps back a little to say, "Even in self defense it doesn't matter... but since your asking her, Lilia what do you say about him? Should I kill him for you hurting you?" Then he whispers to Unlucky, "Hey bro, let's catch up in a little while. I got some business to take care of."
Listen to what Lilia says. If she says kill him then go back to axing his face. If she doesn't then don't attack him, but still don't give him his ax back. Instead tell him to make do with those floating spike thingies of his.
(I just noticed it'd be kinda silly to type in my color, because well, look at it.)
"Oh you know. The usual. You?" Aid Lucky in their action.
(Lilia whimsy: Heads)
"He's right, Lucky. We attacked him first, and he was just fighting back. Besides, I'm not hurt anymore, and it looks like he's too old to really put up much of a fight now.""I guess you're right... I'm still not giving him the ax, though.""Alright, now that we have a suitable container for it, I can make you your damn pineapple octopus. It should do well as a test of the ability of this realm's magic to create lifeforms. Not an ideal subject, mind you, but it will do well enough.
"Now, then, Mr. Grabby, before I begin, would you mind moving that unconscious man over there a bit farther away from the cage? I don't want him getting killed by this thing if I can help it."
Razdak will summon the pineapple octopus marlboro king as soon as Sven moves Arthur away from the cage.
(Razdak affinity: 4+5+4)
Seeing Arthur die and Sven slide away from the tower, you decide to give summoning the Marlboro King a shot. You wave your staff, and a massive stalk sprouts from the center of the cage that you made. As it grows upwards, the top swells into a sphere shape before splitting open, revealing rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth the size of steak knives. Eyestalks thicker than arms emerge from the side of the sphere, and at the base of the stalk, the plant lifts upwards on a set of humongous tentacle-like roots. It sits still for now, but you doubt whether your cage will hold it should it grow hungry.
SIR BADISSITUDE SPAWNS IN THE SOUTHWESTERN GROVE!(Badassitude luck: 2-6)
Sir Badassitude's waiver drops to the ground in front of him, before becoming a plain looking electric fan. Its blades turn slowly on their own, even though it clearly isn't plugged in. Spooky...
MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Standing by spooky electric fan
Razdak(orange):Giant magical flower. Very magical.
John(red):Heart and iron thorns. Old
Lucky(pink):Lilia ("Developed"), icy hatchet.
Alani(blue):Stone bow, solid mercury trumpet. Stoneskin, wings made of stone arrows sprouting from back.
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes, x-ray glasses. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong
The Rock(black):Nothing
Unlucky(white):Absolutely nothing
SO I uh totally didn't predict that was EXACTLY Arthur's demise this turn because I totally was not talking to the GM on steam because he's totally not my IRL friend 
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
*Scrutinises your roll history meticulously*
I said this about five minutes before the turn was going to be up last night to tell stefmor that he'd be in, and then my parents made me go to bed before I could post it. So yeah, sorry about that spoiler...
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