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Author Topic: Goblins, a Great Evil  (Read 15372 times)

Dented Lamp

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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2013, 09:10:33 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 06, 2013, 09:09:38 pm
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Quote from: Xantalos on January 06, 2013, 09:06:58 pm
No, the kidney!

You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!

Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.

That makes no sense, but it certainly validates my thesis!
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2013, 09:13:23 pm »
Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2013, 09:13:33 pm »
What is this I don't even.
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Dented Lamp

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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2013, 09:13:49 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:13:23 pm
Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2013, 09:14:38 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:13:49 pm
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:13:23 pm
Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
For great justice.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2013, 09:15:07 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:13:49 pm
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:13:23 pm
Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?

A redundant but commendable effort, considering no one has actually died. There was merely a brief... eternity between my breaths. But, yes. Goblins! Let's get back on topic.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2013, 09:15:56 pm »
But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2013, 09:16:18 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:15:56 pm
But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.

Your theories are stupid.
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« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2013, 09:16:51 pm »
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Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:15:56 pm
But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.

Your theories are stupid.

Apologies; I also meant to say, "hang your theories."
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2013, 09:17:50 pm »
Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.
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« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2013, 09:18:19 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:17:50 pm
Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?
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« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2013, 09:18:40 pm »
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Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:17:50 pm
Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?

... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2013, 09:18:52 pm »
Goblin hair should glow a deeper shade of burgundy. There's more of it than goblin eyes.
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2013, 09:19:31 pm »
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:18:40 pm
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:18:19 pm
Quote from: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 09:17:50 pm
Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?

... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.

Nevermind, nevermind! New topic, daisies! further my thesis
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Re: Goblins, a Great Evil
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2013, 09:21:09 pm »
This is my face, it is sad. Like the eyes of a daisy,
Fulsome and effrent,
We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
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