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[TheSaberTooth]

Wait... If we haven't breached hell yet, how did we get Langguked, Anima's Slade warhammer?

[Lolfail0009]

Wait... If we haven't breached hell yet, how did we get Langguked, Anima's Slade warhammer?

A father's graduation present to his son?

[AoshimaMichio]

While it is quite notable archievement, I predict bad things will eventually happen to her. No one kills Void God without consequences...

Nobody lives in Murdermachines without something bad happening to them.

Well, obviously the bad things I'm referring to are B̻͖̯̔ͬ͗̃͛̆̾̕͘A̝͙̝̲͈̫̘͓͛͑̌͛͌ͩḐ̦̹̝̭̝̲ͫ̄̚ ͦͭͭͬ͏͍̼̣̹̟̹͚͟Ț̸̱̦̱ͤ̎̎̾̌ͦ̈́ͦH̡͇̤͓̳̩̬̠̥͛ͪ̀ͅḬ̸̢̜͕̟̘̀͛͝N͉̮̲̥̝̯̥͉̾̋ͫ͢G̨̀̀ͣ҉̗͖̬̤̬̀S̴̖͓͕͙ͣͥ̾̍ͥͪ̄ by Murdermachines standards.

[TheSaberTooth]

Well, obviously the bad things I'm referring to are B̻͖̯̔ͬ͗̃͛̆̾̕͘A̝͙̝̲͈̫̘͓͛͑̌͛͌ͩḐ̦̹̝̭̝̲ͫ̄̚ ͦͭͭͬ͏͍̼̣̹̟̹͚͟Ț̸̱̦̱ͤ̎̎̾̌ͦ̈́ͦH̡͇̤͓̳̩̬̠̥͛ͪ̀ͅḬ̸̢̜͕̟̘̀͛͝N͉̮̲̥̝̯̥͉̾̋ͫ͢G̨̀̀ͣ҉̗͖̬̤̬̀S̴̖͓͕͙ͣͥ̾̍ͥͪ̄ by Murdermachines standards.

Only time shall tell. The fort will probably be raped by the FB's down under soon.

A father's graduation present to his son?

Terry- YoU'Ve BeEn A vErY GOOD bOy, AnImA, sO hEre'S a SLADE WARHAMMER, noW go FUCK oFf.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

I think we should dorf Terry's new son as AnimaRytak. You know, so he'll be both Terry's first- and secondborn. If we do, then can we please train him to ridiculous skill levels "naturally"?

[CaptainMcClellan]

I think we should dorf Terry's new son as AnimaRytak. You know, so he'll be both Terry's first- and secondborn. If we do, then can we please train him to ridiculous skill levels "naturally"?

It seems like the only logical conclusion there. And that's coming from the guy who is attempting to bring order and justice to this madness.

[TheSaberTooth]

I'll be sure to remember to name the child after Anima when I play later

[TheSaberTooth]

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
20th of Hematite, 271

It would appear I was not informed of Lanami's projectile attacks.

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Drat. There goes SanDiego our broker. Luckly I found someone else to replace him in minutes. I will have to devise another strategy for dealing with these beasts.

And the Elven merchants appear to be retarded. Very retarded.

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And APPARENTLY nobody wants to touch Anima's corpse, because its ROTTING.

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This wont do at all. We dont need the ghost of an angry god coming to murder us- Although, this place has probably been through worse than that. I hear tales of kobolds and something called "Ambassador" from some of the older residents. Hmm.

27th of Hematite, 271

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I swear. Some of the grazers here fight better than "trained" goblins. Good thing water buffaloes dont rule goblin kingdoms or it might get-
What the hell am I saying???
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Nothing interesting is happening at the moment. That will probably change soon.

[SanDiego]

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
20th of Hematite, 271

It would appear I was not informed of Lanami's projectile attacks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Drat. There goes SanDiego our broker. Luckly I found someone else to replace him in minutes. I will have to devise another strategy for dealing with these beasts.

This time, I was positive I wouldn't die some terrifying death. I mean, broker, they don't get even remotely close to ancient horrors, right?

Pls redorf as someone more durable.


By the way, how the hell did I end up fighting a forgotten beast?

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Weren't you part of the operation to drop parts of the ceiling onto the FBs?

[kefkakrazy]

Weren't you part of the operation to drop parts of the ceiling onto the FBs?

HAH.

If I'm reading that correctly, while he was trying to set up the ceiling drops, he found out the hard way that the FB had a projectile blast attack, and it looks like SanDiego dodged it like a true dorf: right off the ledge.

[TheSaberTooth]

This time, I was positive I wouldn't die some terrifying death. I mean, broker, they don't get even remotely close to ancient horrors, right?

Pls redorf as someone more durable.


By the way, how the hell did I end up fighting a forgotten beast?

Well you apparently were a miner, and I needed to mine a couple squares, so you obliged. Read below to see how you "fell" into a pickle.

Weren't you part of the operation to drop parts of the ceiling onto the FBs?

Who, SanDiego? .-.

HAH.

If I'm reading that correctly, while he was trying to set up the ceiling drops, he found out the hard way that the FB had a projectile blast attack, and it looks like SanDiego dodged it like a true dorf: right off the ledge.

Exactly. Our little Lanami had shot a deadly glob projectile at SanDiego, causing him to dodge off the edge. When Lanami did that, Big Bad Baru closed in for the kill, landing a punch on his skull. What I find funny is Baru is basically a T-rex, so his arms should be tiny, yet he falcon-punched Diego in the face.

[SanDiego]

This time, I was positive I wouldn't die some terrifying death. I mean, broker, they don't get even remotely close to ancient horrors, right?

Pls redorf as someone more durable.


By the way, how the hell did I end up fighting a forgotten beast?

Well you apparently were a miner, and I needed to mine a couple squares, so you obliged. Read below to see how you "fell" into a pickle.

Shit, I was a broker. My primary line of defense was being nowhere dangerous. How did I end up a miner?

[CaptainMcClellan]

This time, I was positive I wouldn't die some terrifying death. I mean, broker, they don't get even remotely close to ancient horrors, right?

Pls redorf as someone more durable.


By the way, how the hell did I end up fighting a forgotten beast?

Well you apparently were a miner, and I needed to mine a couple squares, so you obliged. Read below to see how you "fell" into a pickle.

Shit, I was a broker. My primary line of defense was being nowhere dangerous. How did I end up a miner?

Haha! Overconfidence! Hubris is the downfall of about a little over half of all MurderMachines dwarves. Have I been redorfed yet?

[TheSaberTooth]

I havent redorfed anyone yet, but soon I shall.