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[Dwarf4Explosives]

That seems rather inaccurate for a portrait of Terry. First, you start with an inverted hypercube, large enough to enclose the universe (and, as hypercubes are 4d, enclosing the small stretch of time wherein dwarven life has evolved). Then you make the outlines (inlines?) intersect, before adding a smiley face to one of the (in)sides, along with a pair of short-shorts.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What I want to know is, how in the fuck the gecko sauce got onto the egg roasts in the first place. It's a question that has never been answered to my satisfaction.

Did they fight EGGUANA near a food stockpile? Did soldiers coated in FB extract track it into the food stockpile? Like, I'm dead serious here, what the hell actually happened?

I'm going to laugh a long, long time if the gecko sauce manages to start claiming victims again. At this point I'm almost ready to advocate that we autodump every prepared meal on the map just in the interest of not turning our dining hall into a discount morgue. Again.

When you live in Murdermachines, death's gotta taste sweet.

That'd make a great sig.

[CaptainMcClellan]

That seems rather inaccurate for a portrait of Terry. First, you start with an inverted hypercube, large enough to enclose the universe (and, as hypercubes are 4d, enclosing the small stretch of time wherein dwarven life has evolved). Then you make the outlines (inlines?) intersect, before adding a smiley face to one of the (in)sides, along with a pair of short-shorts.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What I want to know is, how in the fuck the gecko sauce got onto the egg roasts in the first place. It's a question that has never been answered to my satisfaction.

Did they fight EGGUANA near a food stockpile? Did soldiers coated in FB extract track it into the food stockpile? Like, I'm dead serious here, what the hell actually happened?

I'm going to laugh a long, long time if the gecko sauce manages to start claiming victims again. At this point I'm almost ready to advocate that we autodump every prepared meal on the map just in the interest of not turning our dining hall into a discount morgue. Again.

When you live in Murdermachines, death's gotta taste sweet.

That'd make a great sig.

You're overcomplicating things. Terry is a being of symbolism, chaos, and impressionism. To have so ordered a form as you suggest would counteract both his ability to wreak havoc ( as he would have to worry about destroying himself ) and blow minds ( as he is rather easily measured with such a form. ) Besides anyway, it was a joke. I drew that thing over half a year ago because I was bored.

[Lolfail0009]

And besides, didn't Terry say that he was seventy-something-dimensional? A tesseract wouldn't cut it.

[CaptainMcClellan]

He wasn't even describing a tesseract, he was describing a mere hypercube. I've played a Rubik's cube in four dimensions and one in five dimensions, I know what I'm talking about. Though why it would resemble a two-dimensional smiley face from all directions is beyond me...

[Lolfail0009]

He wasn't even describing a tesseract, he was describing a mere hypercube. I've played a Rubik's cube in four dimensions and one in five dimensions, I know what I'm talking about. Though why it would resemble a two-dimensional smiley face from all directions is beyond me...

There's a difference? I always thought hypercube was a layman's term for a tesseract, a four dimensional cube.

[Grombardrim]

I can't seem to find the picture, but didn't Lord Anima decree that Terry was a camp-looking man in short shorts and sandals?

[CaptainMcClellan]

He wasn't even describing a tesseract, he was describing a mere hypercube. I've played a Rubik's cube in four dimensions and one in five dimensions, I know what I'm talking about. Though why it would resemble a two-dimensional smiley face from all directions is beyond me...

There's a difference? I always thought hypercube was a layman's term for a tesseract, a four dimensional cube.

No, no, no... A tesseract is a five dimensional cube. Or more often a five-dimensional hyperbola, but it can refer to both.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spoiler: tesseract (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: hypercube (click to show/hide)

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Look, can we quit it with the two-dimensional representations of four-dimensional objects? I was just trying to establish a metaphor that can easily be represented in a vaguely comprehensible way whilst still being kind of disturbing. And anyway, the original picture of Terry clearly shows that he looks like a guy on a skateboard wearing, if my memory is accurate, short-shorts and a goofy grin. Anyway, I think Terry is rather clearly an i-dimensional anomaly rather than a creature that merely exists within existing dimensions.

[Grombardrim]

Terry is the personification of what you would get if you took an i-dimensional being, strung it out to n dimensions, used the strings in the world's deadliest game of Cat's Cradle, put the whole thing into a scanner, and 'shopped it to look like said aforementioned gay skater dude.

Edit: I'm not homophobic (seriously, I don't give a shit.  If you're gay, that's cool.  if you're not, that's cool too.  As long as you don't try to rape me, it's none of my business), I just couldn't think of any better way to describe what I remember of Terry.

[peregarrett]

Oh, nice try, Terry, hanging my laptop in the middle of dwarfing process. But you can do better!

Anyway, I dorfed fucking EVERYONE! Enjoy:

Spoiler: Fungin (click to show/hide)

Legendary Miner, Weaponsmith and HighMaster Armorer, Great Flatterer

Spoiler: Peregarrette (click to show/hide)

Legendary MIner and Grower

Spoiler: Vendix (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Thorkild (click to show/hide)

Legendary Carpenter

Spoiler: Raptor (click to show/hide)

Legendary Archer and Marksdwarf, Professional Hammerdwarf. Also legendary Crutch-walker with crutch

Spoiler: Aoshi (click to show/hide)

Great Woodcutter

Spoiler: Tryrar (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Josh (click to show/hide)

Legendary Engraver, Professional Intimidator, Persuader and Pacifier

Spoiler: Greg (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Eoganachta (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Mortis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yuli Vlasi (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Talonis Sloth (click to show/hide)

No dwarves who like wolves, so I think sloths are great too. Also, you're a special one!

Spoiler: Lurker (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tomio (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Xaren (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: VoiceInTheFan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Chaosmaker (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Baelor (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Lilbear (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Saint (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Koter (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BarthanesGraves (click to show/hide)

Who's that guy?!

Spoiler: Traveller (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Flame (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Derm (click to show/hide)

Holy shit, that's a headache to post everyone. Will do the rest next time.
Oh, and also....

Spoiler: Don't even look here (click to show/hide)

[TheFlame52]

DEAR GOD TALONIS IS MARRIED TO TERRY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MAN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

Also, I apparently am a fat married woman with a son. Eh, I've been worse.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wait a minute. What about me?

[TheSaberTooth]

Checked the Dorfing list and, peregarrett, You were BUSY. ._.

[kefkakrazy]

did you dorf a Krosan? He shows as Alive on the dorfinator, at any rate.