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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 828267 times)

Lolfail0009

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3045 on: April 14, 2014, 04:49:18 am »

Sorry for delaying Murdermachine's progress, I have a little time to play - about a hour or two every day. Will try to push it forward tonight and tomorrow.

Not a problem; just play through it bit by bit, we're not going anywhere.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3046 on: April 14, 2014, 09:04:30 am »

More like veering crazily off topic.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3047 on: April 14, 2014, 09:09:53 am »

Fine.
We're not going anywhere relevant.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3048 on: April 14, 2014, 09:15:20 am »

Fine.
We're not going anywhere relevant.
Were we ever going anywhere relevant?

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3049 on: April 14, 2014, 09:18:31 am »

Fine.
We're not going anywhere relevant.
Were we ever going anywhere relevant?

There's a Vindicator Beam/Glaive Beam chance that we weren't.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3050 on: April 14, 2014, 04:26:29 pm »

So, we have new dorfings!
LegendLost, our new skilless bookkeeper:


AseaHeru the Pot thrower:


Wlerin, just a commoner a metalcrafter that killed 101 female goblin:


and Peregarr who immediately posessed another vessel


Oh, finally some action we got here! A human caravan, and a voidspawn siege! Oh, there's a patriarch leading them, and axelord who has  an axe and three shields in every spare hand. Also overlord with mace and three shields also. Time to test our new blades! Voidwraths, to the arms!
Oh, and Kyh has given birth to a boy.

Well, the battle is over. We lost McIgnobel who decided it's great idea to pick up some bolts in the middle of voidspawn squad marching in. Also caravan guards have fallen, protecting their merchants, who made inside safely. We now have a small pool filled with abyssal taint, next to ballista tower. And a few tralls were killed by traps.
But then the Voidwraths came to play. Voidspawn are not a match to them, even the patriarch! First Scalpier bit it  in the foot, then VoidGod have litearlly bit it's tooth off, then there were some slashes, bashes, staps and hacks and finally Grombardim hacked it in halves with her axe.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3051 on: April 14, 2014, 05:08:11 pm »

Either we won because we-
A) Got lucky with that siege
B) Have utter raw power (Most likely)
C) Are so fearless as to bite a big ass bug holding an axe and 3 shields in the FOOT, that the rest of the intruders lost moral.
My ☼'s are on C.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3052 on: April 14, 2014, 06:55:30 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3053 on: April 14, 2014, 07:16:22 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

It's probably Terry. I guess he has a thing for watching women suffer? * sighs * That's too bad, really. It makes it harder to find any good in him.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3054 on: April 14, 2014, 07:36:30 pm »

I like the fact that both my description and my personality are the same as my dorf's (Apart from a very disturbing lack of dangly bits attached to my dorf)
Just wondering, am I the only one here that doesn't empathize much with others?
« Last Edit: April 14, 2014, 07:38:38 pm by LegendLost »
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3055 on: April 14, 2014, 09:59:45 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

It's probably Terry. I guess he has a thing for watching women suffer? * sighs * That's too bad, really. It makes it harder to find any good in him.


I am many things, but a misogynist is not one of them.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3056 on: April 14, 2014, 10:05:53 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

It's probably Terry. I guess he has a thing for watching women suffer? * sighs * That's too bad, really. It makes it harder to find any good in him.


I am many things, but a misogynist is not one of them.


That's good. Still... this is most disturbing.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3057 on: April 14, 2014, 10:07:28 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

It's probably Terry. I guess he has a thing for watching women suffer? * sighs * That's too bad, really. It makes it harder to find any good in him.


I am many things, but a misogynist is not one of them.


That's good. Still... this is most disturbing.

Perhaps the goblins are a matriarchal race and the many deaths are simply governmental assassinations?

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3058 on: April 14, 2014, 10:11:21 pm »

About the female goblins? One is a coincidence, two is a glitch, I think.

It's probably Terry. I guess he has a thing for watching women suffer? * sighs * That's too bad, really. It makes it harder to find any good in him.


I am many things, but a misogynist is not one of them.


That's good. Still... this is most disturbing.

Perhaps the goblins are a matriarchal race and the many deaths are simply governmental assassinations?

Wow... Much Civil Unrest.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #3059 on: April 14, 2014, 10:50:25 pm »

Someone actually took the wheel?

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