I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Recruit the magical girls faction and the 'muerrica faction into the heroes faction.
Recruit the magical girls faction and the 'muerrica faction into the heroes faction.
Stay solo(Faction)
[5+6v2+3+1] Despite Sailor Scapheap's entreaties and friendship, the Magical Girls become Heroes and share their gifts. With the Magical Girls on their side, the Murricans accept the Heroes as Murrican citizens with open arms!
Rescue atlas. Unite everyone against 'Murrica
[6] The world starts falling away. Nice. Meanwhile, [3] the Murricans get constantly discriminated. "You're so inferior," they say. "You don't even have supernatural powers."
CONSUME BODIES OF FALLEN HEROES INTO LABYRINTH.
[4] You do. Your labyrinth is full of corpses. What did you want
that for?
Form The Manipulative Bastards Faction
Fall in love with everyone
Manipulate everyone so they kill their most loved one, then realize what they've done
Laugh like a Magnificent Bastard
[1] You are a
smug snake and
complete monster. [2-1] Your pathetic, overconfident, and creepy attempts to get people to love you makes you an exile. At least Atlas is willing to partner with you.
Kidnap people and force them to endure FEV radiation in order to add to the super mutant ranks.
[3] You kidnap a Murrican citizen. [5] The citizen resists the radiation!
Overlay the events of last turn onto the next turn.
[6] Spacetime gets smashed up. Again.
Leave Dark Lords faction and form a new 'Hats' faction. Thank them for their help, and promise to return the favour.
Summon elite hatling bodyguards.
[2] They point to your contract.
...Damn it.
Look up with sleep deprived, bloodshot eyes.
"What the hell was that?"
Gather recent party goers into a faction. Go back in time, recruit Tim, Spiderman, Borno, FFS and Entropy.
[3] Faction formed from you and a drunk girl! [2] You can travel back in time one turn. That's it.
BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords and the Liches send diplomats (TopHat and Corai) to mediate their issues.
The Murricans are told to work. They [4] build a
second city for everyone else to live in.
Zeus is angry at the fact that the world is falling. He tries to stop it. [6+3] He accidentally breaks the world into [1d3+1:1+1] two pieces! One half holds the District of Murrica, the other has Battle Park and Newton, which means you're separated from the Murricans by a (125 ft*4^[2]~=) 1-mile gap! Oh noes.
The Foundation re-establishes itself and tries to catalog new phenomena.
Ursula shoots Empiricist. [1] She misses and hits Zeus! Zeus dies! He respawns as a mortal! Zeus joins the Foundation!
The universe's fabric is re-broken! [1] Portals open across space and time and past it, into the Far Realm!
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
Bush City, District of Murrica:
City
-Skyscrapers (500)
-Factories (37)FNORD
-Apartments (25,000)
-Houses (20,000)
-Other Buildings (4,463)
-Far Realm portal
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Battle Park:
Lich's Reformed Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
Living Hut (Pufferfish is genus loci; NSCP-023)
Far Realm Portal
Newton:
Town
-Skyscrapers:
--Lich Tower
--Lord Tower
--Hero Tower
--Site N03
-Houses (500)
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Extra bonus: All get +1 to EVERYTHING
Leader: Doomblade (+6, +3 from faction)
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2), Missing Fingers
Pufferfish, Hut Genus Loci
scapheap, Sailor Moon; Pokemon: Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Animal Mascots: 100, No Faction Bonuses
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Lieutenant: Dirg (+2 from faction)
The Dragon: Dracolich (+4, +1 from faction)
Acerak (+3)
Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad (+3)
Azalin (+2)
L
Lich (+3)
Lihc
Nagash (+2)
Rasputin (+1)
TowerLich (+3)
Minions:
Corai
Super Mutants (13)
Prisoners:
Murrican (1)
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+6, +3 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+2 from Faction)
Dragovitch
Morgan Freeman
Ned Flanders
Null (+3)
The Lich King (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
The Master (+3)
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hats)
Voldemort (+2)
Minions:
263 Domestic Bowlers
12 Death Eaters
86 Hatling Peasants
923 Hatling Warriors
Bush (the second)
Lincoln
Jackson (+1)
Roosevelt (the first) (+2)
1,868,668 assorted Magical Girl fans
Leader: da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Xantalos, Complete Monster Dignityless Smug Snake Clown
Atlas (+2)
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Former Zeus (NSCP-027) (+2)
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
134 D-Class Personnel
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Drunken Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Random Drunk Girl
NSCP-001: The Living Tower. The lich's tower inhabited by the lich's spirit. Also Site-N01
NSCP-002: The Portal Gun. Xantalos the ASHPD. Decommissioned.
NSCP-003: The Pocket Monsters. Pokeballs and -mon. Uncontained.
NSCP-004: The Magical Girls. Magical Girls. Cooperative.
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-006: The Mad Hatter. TopHat. Uncontained.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-008: The Luckless Immortal. Persus13.
NSCP-009: The Dead Walking. Liches. Uncontained.
NSCP-010: The Toroidal Portal. Two big chinks of space that wrap around to each other.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-013: The Deadly Wands. Death Eaters'. Uncontained.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-017: The Silver Golem. Decommissioned.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-020: The Titanic Being. Atlas. Uncontained.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-023: The Living Hut. Pufferfish.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.
NSCP-027: The Former God. "Mortal"!Zeus