I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
I started it at 11:30 my time and posted it when it was still yesterday somewhere! It counts! This is actually on time!
There is no final boss.
Quietly develop a virus that is 100000% lethal to NPCs and spread it all over everyone during clownery.
[5] You develop a highly lethal virus, [1] and die from it.
Get as far away from the tower as physically possible.
[1] You run into the tower.
Leach resources from surrounding area to build hut. Preferably from nearby living beings that aren't me.
[3] You screw with the earth around you, making a sizeable dungeon in your basement.
Summon the Enclave. That's all, just summon Enclave. Could use some redshirts.
[2] Nope. You summon ice cream.
Summon a LOYAL HatArmy. Have them free me from prison and destroy the HeraticHats!
EDIT - I have no idea as to who the final boss is. I just know I joined their side at the start.
[2+2] You summon some. They don't do much, though. I wonder why...
Teamwork attack on the hats.
[1+1+1+1+2] The Hat Armies are destroyed!
kill myself. respawn. kill Bush
[3-2] Your minor health problems get healed.
Destroy the Dark Lords' army with the heroes by my side, using my +3 bonus.
[2+3+1v1+2] The Dark Army is destroyed. Except the Death Eaters.
TRY TO REMEMBER WHERE I AM AGAIN.
REALIZE THAT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AND LOOK AROUND FOR USEFUL ITEMS.
You seem to have died.
BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords retreat, contemplating who else they could summon.
The Lichette [1+5] make a phylactery factory.
The Foundation tries to capture the Normal Lich, [3+2+1v2+3] subduing it.
BOSS SUGGESTIONS:
Dark Lords
GraveHaunter
Knight Tiger
Liches
No one
TopHat
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N01)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage (Site-N02)
Living Hut (Pufferfish is genus loci; NSCP-023)
NSCP-001: The Living Tower. The lich's tower inhabited by the lich's spirit. Also Site-N01
NSCP-002: The Portal Gun. Xantalos the ASHPD. Decommissioned.
NSCP-003: The Pocket Monsters. Pokeballs and -mon. Uncontained.
NSCP-004: The Magical Girls. Magical Girls. Cooperative.
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-006: The Mad Hatter. TopHat. Uncontained.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-008: The Luckless Immortal. Persus13.
NSCP-009: The Dead Walking. Liches. Uncontained.
NSCP-010: The Toroidal Portal. Two big chinks of space that wrap around to each other.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-013: The Deadly Wands. Death Eaters'. Uncontained.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-017: The Silver Golem. Decommissioned.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-020: The Titanic Being. Atlas. Uncontained.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-023: The Living Hut. Pufferfish.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Empiricist, Nothinghas Embodiment of YAFB-I (-1; in Narnia)
Furtaka; Pokemon: Arceus (kinda; +3)
Persus13, Immortal? (-2), Missing Fingers
Pufferfish, Hut Genus Loci
Xantalos, Dignityless Clown
Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
Knight Tiger (+2)
Healing Factor Cartoonland Time Man
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Terrific Teamwork Training: +1 when Working Together
Extra bonus: All get +1 to EVERYTHING
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+ from faction); Pokemon: Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Animal Mascots: 100, No Faction Bonuses
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+4, -1 from Wounds, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+1 from Faction)
Ned Flanders
The Master (+3)
Voldemort (+2)
Minions:
12 Death Eaters
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
25 D-Class Personnel
TopHat (+2 to Summoning Hatlings; imprisoned)
150 Hatlings
300 Domestic Bowlers
Bush (the second)
Lincoln
Jackson (+1)
Roosevelt (the first) (+2)
Dark Minions
HatArmy
Xantalos
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