I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Prevent the Shonens from appearing
Seeing as they'll've retroactively spawned, I'll interpret this as "Kill the Shonens". (Japanese plurals are typically the same as the singular. Katana, katana; Samurai, samurai; Etc.)
[4v2+1] Success! Despite outnumbering you, you manage to kill or cripple most Shonen!
Am at sufficient size
Summon my OP'ed self, who can only be summoned by a sufficiently large portal.
Commence with the eating people.
Stop Xantalos from summoning his stronger form.
[3-1-1] No such luck. You do manage to drain yourself into yourself, causing you to die.
Cause Gm to remember my +4 bonus, therefore I am not dead, then kill Hitler
[1] Nope! In fact, you have a -1 Malus now! [1-1v2] Hitler notices someone spontaneously blow up next to him! You reform.
Respawn with master ball. Catch gyrados.
[2] No Master Ball. [3v5+2] You must be in Soviet Russia, because Gyarados captures you! With his mouth.
Attempt to establish a business. If someone attacks me, pour the vial on them and corrupt them with the insanity of YAFB-I.
[6] You start a business, causing you to lose all your money, possessions, clothing, and unneeded organs.
Get autographs of all dark lords.
Summon HatArmy
[2] They're not interested in signing autographs. [4+1] You get 250 Hatlings.
Catch Gyarados with a pokeball.
[3+2] You grab a Pokeball and catch Gyarados!
BOSS TURN:
The Magical Girls want Pokemon, too! They take those toys they got a while back and turn them into [4+1] Pokeballs and Pokemon! scapheap/Sailor Moon gets a Pikachu!
The Dark Lords fight over who gets to lead them. [3,3,4+1,1,6,3] Sauron assumes leadership, with Hitler as his lieutenant.
The Liches launch a surprise attack on The Dark Lords! [2+5+1v4+4] The Dark Lords react well, with no one dying.
The Foundation contemplates securing and containing some stuff to protect everyone. [3] They go interview the Magical Girls, an issue that scapheap may wish to address...
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N1)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
Empiricist, Nothinghas Embodiment of YAFB-I (-1; in Narnia)
freeformschooler, Morris Broadband
Persus13, Immortal? (-1)
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction); Pokemon: Gyarados (+2), Pikachu
Blossom; Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles; Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup; Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika; Pokemon: Porygon
Pam Akumachi; Pokemon: Caterpie
Kitty Pride; Pokemon: Ghastly
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars; Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter; Pokemon: Magnetite
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Embodiment of Magic
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Leader: Sauron, Badly Wounded (+4, -1 from Wounds, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenant: Hitler (+1 from Faction)
Cthulhu (+3)
Darth Vader (+2)
Ned Flanders
The Master (+3)
Voldemort (+2)
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2
SCP-105
28 D-Class Personnel
TopHat (+1 to Summoning Hatlings)
250 Hatlings
Empiricist's Fortune
Persus13
Some Shonen
Xantalos