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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2610 on: March 23, 2013, 03:30:41 pm »

Worst case, everyone into the nearest strong tree. Bears can't climb.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2611 on: March 23, 2013, 03:32:07 pm »

So long for the peaceful solution. Stupid animal.
Do as above experts of bear-wrestling said.
Hopefully the cubs are young enough to be tamed... I wanna a pet giant bear now. Or three.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2612 on: March 23, 2013, 05:00:40 pm »

Worst case, everyone into the nearest strong tree. Bears can't climb.
Depends on the bear and the tree.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2613 on: March 23, 2013, 07:05:56 pm »

I think we should be trying to stay alive here, not striving the kill the beast.

put trees between it and us, don't go on the offensive. and try to tire it out. (also don't get any closer to its cubs if you can help it)
our companions should do the same, try to tire it out and disengage.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2614 on: March 23, 2013, 07:12:09 pm »

Didn't we already discover that this bear wouldn't take well to retreat?
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2615 on: March 23, 2013, 07:27:05 pm »

there is a difference between retreating and going for the defence till you can catch a break.

you simply don't want to fight a bear. doubly so if you only have a dagger and a dull sword. if not us, then one of our friends is going to die if we try.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2616 on: March 23, 2013, 07:33:57 pm »

Reread what you said.

A drawn-out fight would be as likely to get them killed as anything, especially as we'd said we'd put a dagger on its eye.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2617 on: March 23, 2013, 08:20:34 pm »

You brace yourselves for the charge, with Fin and Oswald standing slightly to either side of you, all of you with your swords drawn. You all strike out as strongly as you can, but this bear weighs well over one thousand pounds, and it easily ignores the thrusting of your swords, blunt as they are. You try to strike for a vital spot, but it all happens so fast, and you don't strike home.

The beast is prepared to bowl into the three of you, buy you manage to expertly roll to the side, avoiding a flash of wicked claws and thrashing teeth. Somehow, the other two make it clear, as well, and the bear scampers to a halt a few feet past your group. It circles around, back towards its cubs, roaring as you flick your swords at it.

Your progress continues away, but the bear will not be deterred. It charges again, but this time you have its rhythm down, and set your feet. As Oswald and Fin dodge to the side, you steel yourself, let out a mighty roar, thrust your blade towards the gargantuan creature's gullet. The bear lets out a roar of its own to match yours, and your blow strikes true: your blade, blunt as it may be, snakes its way down the beast's throat.

The world goes bright with color as the bear slams into you. You feel claws rip easily through your fur armor, tearing at your shoulders and arms, and you go flying backwards, skidding across the ground harshly. A split second later, you feel an immense weight crash on top of you, and the world goes black.

***

Pain. Distant voices. More pain. Darkness.

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You gasp for air and are greeted with an agonizing blaze of fire from your rib cage. A cough convulses your body, and all your world is red. Your arms are on fire, and you roll your head down to see red ribbons of blood running down your well-muscled biceps. Your eyes roll up to the sky, and you see Fin dimly, silhouetted against a blue sky.

The world goes fuzzy again.

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Your sense of self returns slowly. You realize you are no longer under the sky, but in a building. Your throat is parched. You croak, and your vision focuses on your wife, who is standing near you with a cup of water and a look of great worry on her face. She tips the cup for you, as your arms don't seem to want to listen to you, and you drink fully.

As clearly as you can, you ask what happened.

"You killed a mighty bear, you bloody foolish man. But it didn't go down cleanly. It bowled you over and landed on top of you. Fin and Oswald pried it off of you and saved your life. Your ribs are broken, and your arms are horribly lacerated. But there will be time for questions later. Rest now, husband."

***

You aren't on your feet until the following evening, and even then, pain wracks your body. Your arms are cut, but thankfully none of them are terribly deep, and you feel as if you'll be able to use them normally in a month or two. Your ribs ache terribly, but the healer tells you that you might be back to yourself within a few months.

But the life of a Lord does not wait... you have a festival to plan, and you have to decide what to do with the carcass of the great bear you slew. What will you do in May?

Fantastic time to roll several sixes.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2618 on: March 23, 2013, 08:26:04 pm »

Nice! That definitely could have gone worse, guess this is as good an excuse as any to spend more time with the wife and child in the coming months.
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« Reply #2619 on: March 23, 2013, 08:34:41 pm »

PTW great read  :D
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2620 on: March 23, 2013, 08:37:49 pm »

Mount its corpse, rearing up nine feet tall, in our main hall. Find the cubs and try to train them to dance.

We should think about a change to our heraldry after this.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2621 on: March 23, 2013, 08:39:18 pm »

Mount its corpse, rearing up nine feet tall, in our main hall. Find the cubs and try to train them to dance.

We should think about a change to our heraldry after this.

A bear reaching for our sun?

EDIT: Might wanna show it off at the festival.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2622 on: March 23, 2013, 08:43:41 pm »

Lets ask Oswald if he can get the cubs and find someone to raise them,

it was self defence from both sides, but that won't save the cubs from starving to death. It may be how nature works, but it doesn't sit right.
(maybe the horse breeder can take a shot at raising the cubs?)

(fuck dancing, (training bears to dance is prettymuch burning their feet and breaking them completely) bring em up to an adolecent age and release them deep in the woods)
(while typing that alarm bells are going off in my head saying its probably a better idea to just mercy kill the little buggers, bears that are comfortable around humans are a bad thing to have as neighbours. I'll leave it up to the concensus :P it wouldnt be the first silly thing we'd do)

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the more I think about it the more I lean towards a mercy kill.

I don't think bears can be domesticated... they can be broken and terrorised, but they just don't make for safe pets or reliable beasts of war.
if anyone can prove me wrong I'd be glad to take it though, but I can't think I've ever heard of a domesticated bear.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2623 on: March 23, 2013, 08:52:25 pm »

If we do take the bears, shouldn't we train them as pets or war-animals? Dancing seems a bad idea actually.
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Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« Reply #2624 on: March 23, 2013, 09:09:14 pm »

Nice! That definitely could have gone worse, guess this is as good an excuse as any to spend more time with the wife and child in the coming months.
Mount its corpse, rearing up nine feet tall, in our main hall...We should think about a change to our heraldry after this.
If we do take the bears, shouldn't we train them as pets or war-animals? Dancing seems a bad idea actually.
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I don't think bears can be domesticated... they can be broken and terrorised, but they just don't make for safe pets or reliable beasts of war.
if anyone can prove me wrong I'd be glad to take it though, but I can't think I've ever heard of a domesticated bear.
Domesticated, no. Tamed, aye.
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