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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism V: Derm'd By the Best, Furtaka helped  (Read 24843 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #150 on: January 03, 2013, 11:14:55 pm »

respawn with scuba gear.
You're actually alive.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #151 on: January 03, 2013, 11:16:54 pm »

respawn with scuba gear.
You're actually alive.
oh. Grab weapon. Refloat spawnpoint.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #152 on: January 03, 2013, 11:59:56 pm »

Spawn with Mg42 and military body armour then find other survivors.

you might want to re-think the Mg-42, he vetoed my M-16
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I'd settle for capitalization. although all lower case seems to be zk's thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #153 on: January 04, 2013, 12:03:30 am »

This is pretty pathetic.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 01:11:27 am by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #154 on: January 04, 2013, 12:16:18 am »

Spawn with Mg42 and military body armour then find other survivors.
you might want to re-think the Mg-42, he vetoed my M-16
Doesn't help that you are both blatantly violating the OP's rules:
"Starting Inventory:
Clothes of some kind
One common, mundane object you would expect to have in your pocket"
I've been flexible--too flexible--but have been doing die rolls in all but the most flagrant examples.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #155 on: January 04, 2013, 01:12:43 am »

So gwg, tell me. WE are respawning at bottom of ocean yes? Is there any way to stop the respawner?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #156 on: January 04, 2013, 03:02:40 am »

Respawn with Instant Gills Mutagen - currently sold in at least two states! Imbibe it before I drown.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 06:05:27 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #157 on: January 04, 2013, 07:40:00 am »

Respawn on another island with a random item.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #158 on: January 04, 2013, 07:47:31 am »

Whoops, forgot about this.

Use nutcase as a boat. Use shotgun for propulsion. Head to land.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 07:49:33 am by miauw62 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #159 on: January 04, 2013, 10:50:58 am »

So gwg, tell me. WE are respawning at bottom of ocean yes? Is there any way to stop the respawner?
Um...you mean like get it to not have you respawn in it? Putting it on the bottom of the ocean works pretty well, as it turns out.

How come Xantalo's respawned? anyways...

steal the nearest soul in limbo and sacrifice it to create a new spawnpoint just outside the entrance to hell
[5] Holy carp that worked! ...But who said anything about Hell? ((There's probably at least a few people on the forum who aren't aware of the *spoilers*!))

UNLEASH LASER PAWNCH ON THE SOMETHINGS
[1] Your fists turn into lasers. Lasers travel as the speed of light. Your fists fly away at the speed of light. Your stumps are bleeding.

oh. Grab weapon. Refloat spawnpoint.
[2] You can't get it refloated. You'll need something...lighter.

This is pretty pathetic.
Agreed.

Respawn with Instant Gills Mutagen - currently sold in at least two states! Imbibe it before I drown.
[6] You sure do! You turn into a Tiktaalik rosae! It's kinda like a half-fish, half-amphibian thing...look it up, okay? I'm not sure if I can explain it that well without boring everyone.

Respawn on another island with a random item.
[4] You respawn on Easter with a kitschy Moai figurine.

Re-spawn as Connor from assassins creed. my hidden blade is my item
Sure. There's a slight de--um, thing problem going on right now, though...

Whoops, forgot about this.
Use nutcase as a boat. Use shotgun for propulsion. Head to land.
Glad you're back! Updates: The island was almost completely destroyed, Xantalos and some others dug a fotress underneath what was left, misko collapsed the roof creating a waterfall, Xantalos Dug Too Deep, Doomblade stuck a forgotten beast in the hole in the roof, and Persus turned pretty much everything important into a giant boat which sank. Did I miss anything important?

GM TURN:
The...things [6] turn the general area into a destroyed cratery place. Bright side, you can respawn on the ship now! There's no water there! Dark side, many of you now have to.

Let me know if you want to Abandon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #160 on: January 04, 2013, 11:14:57 am »

Respawn.
Make the "somethings" into hat.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #161 on: January 04, 2013, 11:20:52 am »

Respawn as an amphibious tiger.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #162 on: January 04, 2013, 11:56:12 am »

Respawn with my trusty nutcase and survivalist.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #163 on: January 04, 2013, 12:34:25 pm »

Swim somewhere nicer, like a good-aligned ocean or something.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« Reply #164 on: January 04, 2013, 01:16:44 pm »

Respawn with weaponry, fight the 'things'.
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