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[Furtuka]

Have child distract the shark with a squirt gun while I punch it to death

[Harry Baldman]

Test my roundhouse katana kick on the zombie.

[Persus13]

Ask girl where she lives.

[Vorthon]

Spawn wearing a labcoat and carrying a vial of feline augmentation serum. If that's too complex, spawn with a wiffle bat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ask more information about her, and where she came from, and why she is so laissez faire about the zombies and sharks and such.
 
Also flirt.

"Where are you from?"
"Florida."
"Why are you so calm about that shark and the zombie?"
"The shark doesn't have legs, I'm far from the zombie and have a crowbar, and, again, Floridian?"
"...[What church do you do to?]"
[4] "Oh, how sweet!"
(You play LCS, right?)

Respawn with a rifle then join up with a survivor.

[2] No rifle, just a Nerf gun.
You join up with the trio chatting near the ship.

Make a torch, light it, and explore the cave.

Hm...what do you need to make a torch? Oh, there's something. You take some grass and an abandoned right lower leg and [6] accidentally burn your torch to ashes before you can explore any.

Respawn with phone.
Make shark into sword.

[1] The shark eats you, phone and all. Respawn?

Have child distract the shark with a squirt gun while I punch it to death

"Yay! Squirt gun!" [6] The kid shoots the gills full of water some more. [1, 4v2] The shark bites and eats you. Again. Respawn?

Test my roundhouse katana kick on the zombie.

[1] You miss and kick the shark in the mouth. It eats you. Respawn?

Ask girl where she lives.

"Where do you live?"
"I used to live in Florida. Now, I probably live on the island."

Spawn wearing a labcoat and carrying a vial of feline augmentation serum. If that's too complex, spawn with a wiffle bat.

[4] Let's go with the serum.

GM TURN:
#1 looks at misko and [2] charges towards him, whiffing by a couple feet.
The shark looks upset and [1v2] dies. Yay?

[Harry Baldman]

Spawn as dog that has a lighter and knows how to use it.

[Tavik Toth]

Get any weapons for shark.
Then find more survivors.

[Doomblade187]

Make another torch. Even if it fails, explore the cave.

[Vorthon]

Ingest serum.

[misko27]

I am knowlegable in the field of liberal activation and conservative slaughter yes. I also get the reference, and I know what would have happened had my seduction stat been lower.
 
Note to self: Free Speech = C+
Ending the conversation affter making plans to see each other later, investigate hovel, gun at ready. "Hello? I have gun!! Hands in the air."

[ShadowDragon]

Make #1 into sword.

[Xantalos]

Go punch the shovel guy to death and take his shovel.

[Furtuka]

Respawn with a cutting board and set of knives. Make the shark into sashimi

[Persus13]

Continue talking.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spawn as dog that has a lighter and knows how to use it.

Just the lighter.

Get any weapons for shark.
Then find more survivors.

You grab the hatchet. [1] You notice a Mafioso with a Tommy gun, [4v2] shooting you dead. Respawn?

Make another torch. Even if it fails, explore the cave.

[6] You incinerate it again. [5-1] You explore the cave. It's not too large, just 7-8 feet high usually and a couple dozen feet across.

Ingest serum.

[3] You develop fur and a craving for mice.

Note to self: Free Speech = C+

Alternatively, that's the only LCS pickup line I could remember.

Ending the conversation affter making plans to see each other later, investigate hovel, gun at ready. "Hello? I have gun!! Hands in the air."

"Hello? I have a gun!! Hands in the air."
No one responds.

Make #1 into sword.

With what, your bare hands?

Go punch the shovel guy to death and take his shovel.

[2v6] You don't actually hit him, but Doomblade dodges into a low-hanging dirtactite. He is dazed.

Respawn with a cutting board and set of knives. Make the shark into sashimi

[1] You decide to start with the tongue, which ends exactly how you'd expect.

Continue talking.

"...So, seen any good movies lately?"
"No."

GM TURN:
The shark reanimates and eats Furtaka! Respawn?
The Yakuza guy charges at misko again, enraged that he was ignored. [1] He somehow charges right into the zombie shark.