THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN XII.
364REDS+30RESV162GRES+20AFVSV44FJRSV92PRAS
Persus tries to become a Russian-accented mad scientist! (4) timeski toski makeski deathski rayski!
Tomio wonders why he can't Respawn. Maybe the spawner is out of power or something...
Onyxjew is hampered by two things. 1) the statue is now lying in smashed pieces on the grass. 2) he is unable to Respawn somehow.
Fireiy tries to take out that MG nest! (2) it is well-built and his bullets do nothing.
Komra reads the manual! (2) it's all in complicated futuristic jargon. Except for a few words at the end: "if you have any complaints about the robots, please go stick your head in a pig. Signed, Sirius Cybernetics." Strange.
Alamoes cheerfully goes about his way! (1) he is brained by his new entrenching tool. It is simply engraved 'Marv'.
Scapheap cannot Respawn! Strange...
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Donuts is a bit too dead to get to the shit thrower, and cannot Respawn.
GWG helps Persus! (4) he hand-sews him a nice lab coat.
Pufferfish cancels Respawn with mininuke - interrupted by lack of working spawner.
GrizzlyAdams tries to tame the bear! (6) the bear is so impressed with his manliness that it kills itself, knowing that it will never be as manly as him.
ArchAIngel cannot Respawn!
Trekkie cannot Respawn!
Kahn cannot Respawn!
Frostbyte commandeers the artillery! (1) the mortars and crews have been destroyed. Strange.
Ggamer cannot Respawn!
GREEN REACTION! (6)
Green 18 lets rip with his machine gun! (3) he picks off a Red, but the others are wisely staying out of sight.
Green 19 helps reload the machine gun! (6) he feverishly reloads, and soon the MG has used up all it's ammo. Oops.
Green 9 attempts to engage the resistance fighters in hand-to-hand! (2) the resistance fighters back away.
Green 17 spots for the Howitzers! (1) he mistakenly directs them to fire on the Green front lines.
Green 21 assaults the Red lines! (1) a bullet smashes into him. Fatally.
Green 22 tries to get hold of a flamethrower! (5) he gets one.
GREEN ARMOUR! (2)
A tank fires HE rounds at red infantry! (2) it misses.
A second tank tries to run down the resistance fighters! (1) The fighters, good at this sort of thing, prise it open with a crowbar and 'borrow' it.
FALLSCHIRMJÄGER! (3)
An officer orders his now heavily-armed men to fire upon the Red attackers! (2) suppressive fire keeps them pinned down, and one is killed.
The other officer whose men are modernly equipped tries to suppress the RED attackers! (5) the assaulting Reds are thoroughly pinned down into cover.
The officer outside the depot reforms his Kampfgruppe and makes a dash for the depot! (2) he struggles to re-organise his men.
PARATROOPERS! (3)
One officer orders his men to scout the area! (2) they are pinned down by sniper fire.
A second officer tries to raid the local area for intel! (1) his section runs into a Green tank, which they have no way of dealing with. Eight lives are lost before they manage to fall back out of range.
A third officer orders his men to set up the 6pdr! (4) they set it up in a ruined house.
HOWITZER MISSTRIKE! (5)
The first shell (1) overshoots, actually taking out four reds.
The second (1) smashes into the shattered remnants of the red squad hit by the first, causing a further five casualties.
The third (6) tears a Green tank in half, with shrapnel killing three Reds.
The fourth (2) makes a nice crater.
The final shell (6) scores a direct hit on an ammo dump, killing six Greens and five Reds.
END TURN STATUS!
345REDS+30RESV155GRES+18AFVSV43FJRSV84PRAS