RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN IX
322REDS+
10AFVS+
38RESV
219GRES+
25AFVSV
20FJRSScapheap becomes master of the universes! (3) not on my watch, mate. Get back to work.
Misko commandeers a supply drop that never took place, with INfallible logic! (3) You do realise that the problem with commandeering a supply drop that never took place is that it, you know, never took place, right?
Kingquest looks for a mech suit! (5) He finds one. Surprisingly, it is painted red.
Onyxjew thinks HE caused that weird chunk-of-land-flying-off event! (1) Logic, Sanity and Reason Aren't too keen on him taking the credit from them and turn him into a bowl of Petunias. Falling. From a great height.
Persus looks for a tank driver! (5) he finds an ace Green tank crew.
Tomio really is nuts! (4) the mental health care assistants can't take it and let him go.
Komra summons a bigger fish! (6) he summons a whale (not a fish, but still). This whale appears right next to a mysterious bowl of petunias, at exactly the same time.
Firey stops the Germans from securing the red supplies! (1)
A bunch of WW2 American soldiers with suspiciously German accents ask where the supplies are. Shortly after he gives them directions, a flare flies up from the direction of the Red supply depot. Strange.
GWG carries on! (2) his medigun appears to be running low on charge.
Zyro helps with the supplies! (2) a bunch of nice american soldiers walk past.
ArchAIngel does it again! (6) Three Greens are dead. L,S&R begin crying again.
Doomblade attacks the Green tanks! (5) he chucks a grenade in through a vision slit, destroying one.
HugoAI tries to upload himself into the past! (6) he goes back into the past, accidentaly prevents itself being created, and is erased from existance as L,S&R desperately save the universe from death by paradox.
Emaral makes the rain stop! (3) he appears to have no control over the weather.
Pufferfish orders about a daemon-thing! (6) it disappears, taking two greens and Pufferfish with it. L,S&R are on a universe-saving run today.
Benjamaru upgrades his BFS! (3) he sticks a nice shiny peice of glass onto the handle.
Donuts forces the gasmask onto Greens' faces! (1) It's sort of welded to his face. Permanently. Even through respawns. Donuts finds this out by dying.
Ggamer uses an explosive katana launcher! (6) he gets one, but everybody is too busy arguing about what it does to let him use it.
Rabidgam goes all ultimate berserk! (6) He kills four greens before his brain overheats with RAGE. This is kinda fatal.
Kahn tries to make the Greens her love slaves! (4) she seduces a Greenshirt.
GREEN REACTION! (4)
Green 11 Fires his rocket launcher again! (6) A red tank goes up in flames, but the backblast fries both him and his loader, Green 13. Note to self - never fire a rocket launcher in a confined space.
Green 14 fires his AA gun at the Red tanks! (4) he smashes open a battle tank, forcing the crew to bail out.
Green 15 runs the rest of the distance! (6) he runs the rest of the distance, only to be flattened by its treads. On the bright side, the blast from his grenade belt going off destroys the offending tank.
Green 16 tries to set up some defenses! (1) he trips and falls onto the barbed wire he was carrying. Ouch.
RED ARMOUR (3)
A red tank fires on Persus's super-heavy! (6) it goes up in a ball of flames. The resultant flying debris kills ten Greens, five reds, and the firing tank.
Another tank fires its machine-guns at the infantry! (1) a chunk of super-heavy tank smashes it apart.
A third tank calls for support! (5) a squad of tank destroyers is on the way.
GREEN ARMOUR (2)
A tank fires on its opponents! (2) a bush is obliterated.
A second tank tries assaulting the red infantry! (1) they swarm the tank and drop a few 'nades through the cupola.
Fire in the Skies!
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6The Red and Green airforces get back in the skies and begin pounding at each other, completely ignoring the transport planes which decide that getting in the way would serve no sane purpose.
zu springen! Zu springen! Zu springen!
(3)
About 30 Falschirmjäger get above the target zone and jump into the red supply depot.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
(5) the British paras All manage to jump out. Because of the lack of a suitable bridge Col. Frost decides to jump over (4) a small village near the red supply depot.
It's raining, it's pouring! (4) the fire is put out.
Fallschirmjäger! (1)
A German para tries to link up with the recently dropped group! (3) a burst of fire makes him hit the deck.
END TURN STATUS!
313REDS+
5AFVS+
38RESV
196GRES+
23AFVSV
50FJRSV
100PRAS 
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