THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN VIII
324REDS+10AFVS+38RESV225GRES+27AFVS+23BLUS
Persus uses his super-heavy tank! (2) he has no idea how to drive the thing.
Scapheap teleports in! (6) he teleports in. Logic, reason, and sanity, already crying in a corner, say Screw This and sends this thing to the next parallel universe in line. Needless to say, this has a few side-effects.
GWG continues exploding people! (5) three Greens explodate in quick succession
Komra requests a field promotion! (2) Scapheap, his immediate superior, is a bit busy mucking up universes.
Misko calls in a supply drop! (4) despite delusions of grandeur, he somehow persuades the RedAirForce to do so if they don't get completely oblisterated.
Onyxjew tries to exploderate the Blues! (6) the chunk of land with the Blue veterans on it appears to have mysteriously disappeared. Blame Logic, Reason, and Sanity.
Zyro wants to drive a truck! (4) He gets the promotion and gets the job, partly because TopHat's grandfather did the same thing in WWII, and TopHat does seem to have a bit of influence.
Pufferfish wants a flayer! (6) the universe-flip summons a mind-flayer daemon-thing. Oops.
Fireiy disguises himself! (5) it worked. Somehow.
Benjamaru tries to DRAGON RAGE the deceased Green 4! (4) he yells 'dragon' at the dust left over from the PIAT ammo explosion.
ArchAIngel Erm..... (5) it works. Somehow.
Kingquest turns the ninjas with love powers! (6) he loves them so much that they claw their own eyes out in an attempt to make it stop.
HugoAI possesses farming equipment! (1) the red and green anti-hack teams shut him down.
Emral uses his mind to burn the greens! (6) three greens are burned, as well as Emral's mind.
Donuts upgrades his air con! (6) he gets it to spew out the deadliest gas known to clonekind, and attaches the 'outlet' pipe to his gas mask's 'inlet' pipe. Needless to say, this is lethal.
Kingfisher calls in Elite Paratroopers! (6) due to the unfortunate side effects of shifting universes, a bunch of JU52 transport planes, full of the elite german Fallschirmjäger, and supported by JU87 ground attack aircraft, disappear from the skies above Crete. Two Guesses where they end up.
Tomio wants to be a drop pod trooper! (1) he gets locked in a mental asylum.
GREEN REACTION! (6)
Green 9 shoots at the resistance! (2) he forgot to reload.
Green 11 fires on a Red tank! (3) the rocket glances off the turret
Green 13 reloads the rocket launcher! (3) he chucks Green 11 a rocket.
Green 14 tries to find an AA gun! (5) he finds a heavy AA gun.
Green 15 dashes for a red tank! (3) he makes it halfway.
Green 16 wants explosives! (5) he gets a full field engineers kit.
Red armour! (2)
A red tank fires at the it's green counterparts! (5) it ruins some Green tankers' day by blowing up their tank!
A red flak tank fires on the aircraft! (4) it shoots down a stuka.
Green armour! (1)
A green tank fires on its opponents! (1) The gun backfires, destroying the tank.
Battle in the skies!
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The red and green aircraft are grounded and AA shoots down many of the obsolete Luftwaffe planes.
The fire burns! (1) it starts raining.
BLUE ADVENTURES IN TIME AND SPACE! (6) the Blue Vets. Become stars of a splinter series, travelling through time and space, but the author decides to kill them all off one by one.
Parachute drop! (3)
The paras are, needless to say, confused. Only twenty Fallschirmjäger have the presence of mind to jump
While the jumping is good.
OTHER COSMOLOGICAL SIDE EFFECTS! (6) The Germans win the second world war with stupidly advanced technology (inter-universal portals work both ways, you know) and the British paras landing at Arnhem pop up. But nothing much happens of importance.
END TURN STATUS!
322REDS+10AFVS+38RESV219GRES+25AFVSV20FJRS
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