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[scapheap]

How about card games on lightcycles? I smell awesome crossover.

[Dirg]

Can we combine it with a drinking game as well?

[Doomblade187]

Card-based drinking games on lightcycles. We're making this happen, people.

[GreatWyrmGold]

How about card games on lightcycles? I smell awesome crossover.

"You've activated my trap--"
"Wall."
BOOM!

That would make it so much more interesting if the characters didn't rattle off their cards' abilities each episode. Of course, it might be a little more confusing, but it sometimes made no sense at all (assuming stuff from the seasons I watched way back when still apply).

[Komra]

Card-based drinking games on lightcycles. We're making this happen, people.

YES.

[TopHat]

STAT/SCOREBOARD - MISSION 1 - THE BATTLE FOR GVATRIZ 3
This shows 5 'stats' - Turns partaken in, Kills, Deaths, Suicides and (Un)Friendly Fire Kills. (abbreviated to FF) Suicides are not included in deaths, eg you can have 2 suicides and no deaths. Note that only these are shown, so this may not be an entirely accurate interpretation of combat effectiveness

In the order of first posting:
Commander Scapheap: Turns: 16, Kills: 10, Deaths: 7, Suicides: 1, FF: 1
Sergeant Corai: Turns: 12, Kills: 5, Deaths: 5, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Kingquest: Turns: 14, Kills: 7, Deaths: 2, Suicides: 1, FF: 0
Turnshirt Persus: Turns: 16, Kills: 7, Deaths: 6, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
GreatWyrmGold: Turns: 17, Kills: 0, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 2, FF: 4
Unholy Pariah: Turns: 7, Kills: 9, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 1, FF: 1
Doomblade: Turns: 16, Kills: 16, Deaths: 2, Suicides: 1, FF: 5
Pufferfish: Turns: 14, Kills: 5, Deaths: 3, Suicides: 3, FF: 1
Irony: Turns: 15, Kills: 0, Deaths: 4, Suicides: 1, FF: 0
Turnshirt Freshman: Turns: 1, Kills: 1, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Onyxjew:Turns: 13, Kills: 14, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 1, FF: 3
Misko: Turns: 14, Kills: 25, Deaths: 4, Suicides: 3, FF: 2
Exkirby: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Dirg: Turns: 14, Kills: 2, Deaths: 6, Suicides: 1, FF: 1
Miauw: Turns: 12, Kills: 16, Deaths: 3 Suicides: 1, FF: 0
Donuts: Turns: 12, Kills: 1, Deaths: 3, Suicides: 3, FF: 0
Chronomancer: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Komra: Turns: 10, Kills: 4, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Sambojin: Turns: 4, Kills: 1, Deaths: 1, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Yoink: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, Deaths: 2, Suicides: 0, FF: 0
Tomio: Turns: 6, Kills:10, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 1, FF: 2
Geen: Turns: 4, Kills: 1, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 1, FF: 0
Spinal Taper: Turns: 1, Kills: 3, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 1, FF: 0
Kingfisher: Turns: 1, Kills: 3, Deaths: 0, Suicides: 0, FF: 0

BLUESHIRTS:

Blue 1: Turns: 15, Kills: 20, FFs: 5 Status: Alive, WIA
Blue 2: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: KIA
Blue 3: Turns: 1, Kills: 0, FFs: 1 Status: KIA
Blue 4: Turns: 4, Kills: 4, FFs: 0 Status: KIA
Blue 5: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: KIA
Blue 6: Turns: 13, Kills: 9, FFs: 2 Status: Alive
Blue 7: Turns: 3, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: Dead twice due to admin error
Blue 8: Turns: 1, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: Eating roast marshmallows
Blue 9: Turns: 9, Kills: 11, FFs: 2 Status: KIA but alive again, thanks to Corai
Blue 10: Turns: 1, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: MIA
Blue 11: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: MIA
Blue 12: Turns: 5, Kills: 1, FFs: 0 Status: Dead twice due to admin error
Blue 13: Turns: 1, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: alive
Blue 14: Turns: 3, Kills: 10, FFs: 0 Status: Dead twice due to admin error
Blue 15: Turns: 2, Kills: 0, FFs: 0 Status: KIA
Blue 16: Turns: 2, Kills: 2, FFs: 0 Status: Alive

IRKRF ZOMBIES:
Kills: 69
ReDeaths: 30

*FUN FACT - DUE TO A MISTAKE BY ME THAT STUPID AUTO SPELL CHECK, THERE WERE TWO TURN '8'S and TWO TURN '10'S*

And I've finally finished! Expect the next mission in the morning.

[Dirg]

Aww, indirect kills don't count. Also, way to go team for the surprising lack of FFs. Well besides for Doomblade and GWG.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I top the suicide and Friendly Fire counts!
Oh, wait...
*shoots Doomblade*
NOW I do!

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Have you considered adding an "Assists" or something for poor healers like yours truly and other support people?

[misko27]

25 KILLS! SUCK MY EXPLODING FIST BITCHES.
 
Also alot of deaths, but I died pretty puch every turn.

[Onyxjew944]

Fourteen kills, one death, one suicide, and three friendly fires?

I like those odds.

[TopHat]

ROLL TO REDSHIRT MISSION TWO - ASSAULT ON SANTLOS I.

Mission Briefing:
'... Santlos I is truly a magnificent planet. With vast areas of open plains and farmland, the rolling fields will be just perfect for an enjoyable...'
- Anon., The Santlos I tourism association (Pre-Occupation)

This looks like just the place for a good old tank battle. High Command, in their infinite wisdom, have chucked down the all-infantry Redshirts. ((Support roll: (5))). Along with a small tank company. Intelligence reports ((Intelligence roll (?))) that the area is defended by a large number of enemy AFVs, supported by around 300 infantry units, with some Blue allies en-route. The main objective is the complete and utter destruction of the defending forces. Secondary objectives include hill 415, near the centre of the battlefield. There are also reports of brave resistance fighters under siege at a farmhouse to the north - assisting them would be helpful. ((Logistics roll (3) )) no anti tank weaponry is available at this time. This makes protecting your own armour support a very good idea.

Scapheap is The Commander - he gets a sword and machine pistol.
Corai is THE SARGE - he gets a SMG and grenades
GreatWyrmGold is the medic - he gets a medigun
Everyone else gets battle rifles

Jolly Good Luck, everyone

[Onyxjew944]

Collect holy hand grenades.

[Doomblade187]

Collect heavy weapons and bombard the enemy positions from afar.

[+!!scientist!!+]

modify battle rifle to include a molotov launcher

[GreatWyrmGold]

Start overhealing Doomblade or someone to charge the Ubercharge. Hope this doesn't result in a gory explosion of anyone on my team.