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Author Topic: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard  (Read 1931 times)

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The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« on: December 26, 2012, 12:46:08 am »


Your name is Dave. You find yourself inside a bar, consuming various assortments of alcoholic beverages. What do you do?
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2012, 12:54:56 am »
Piss on fellow drunks!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2012, 01:06:14 am »


PISS OF INJUSTICE! You piss on your drunkard brothers! They cower down, attempting to avoid the piss!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2012, 01:07:15 am »
Open portal to hell!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2012, 01:07:57 am »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 26, 2012, 01:07:15 am
Open portal to hell!
Piss on the demons!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 01:12:10 am »


You draw a pentagram on the ground and light candles!
Everyone in the bar laughs at your failure.
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 01:12:25 am »
>Approach big biker dude at end of bar

>Knock over beer

>? ? ?

>Profit
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 01:14:38 am »
Quote from: Yoink on December 26, 2012, 01:12:25 am
Approach big biker dude at end of bar!

Knock over beer!

Piss in spilled beer!

? ? ?

Profit!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2012, 01:20:14 am »


You use your Extendo arms and spill his beer!

"FAALLLCOOON... PAAAAAWWNCH!" He sends a high-velocity fist to your face, causing you to propel to the back of the very bar!
The man turns around! It's Captain Falcon!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 01:21:54 am »
Piss on Cptn. Falcon!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2012, 01:25:21 am »
>Challenge Cap'n Falcon to a drinking contest!

>Then piss on him!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 01:32:26 am »


You proceed to piss on Captain Falcon.
You challenge him to a drinking contest!
Japanese music begins to play!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2012, 03:04:55 am »


You easily beat captain falcon!
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2012, 03:06:15 am »
Spinkick him to show dominance.
Form tribe from bargoers.
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Re: The Chronicles of Dave the Drunkard
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2012, 03:18:43 am »


You spinkick Cpt. Falcon in the face! He runs off, feeling shame!



You speak with the drunkards, and they agree to join you!
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