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Persus13

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ROLL TO GM
« on: December 21, 2012, 05:10:16 pm »

This is a minimalist RTD. There is only one difference. Every turn a different player is the GM.

Ex. After six or so people post I'll put up what happened. Then I'll use random.org to pick a number. If it is 3 then the person who posted 3rd is GM for the next round.

My guesses to what will happen:

Me: everyone goes to hell
Onyxjew: everyone goes to space
GWG: Doomblade dies
Derm: everything is dermed
IronyOwl: becomes a non-minimalist RTD
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 10:35:35 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 05:20:25 pm »

Doomblade only always dies in one game. ONE GAME!

Anyways. Summon Derm.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 05:23:25 pm »

Fix punctuation.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 05:45:18 pm »

End Game

Let's see what happens now... Probably gets rail-roaded.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 05:53:51 pm »

Summon Darvi!
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 10:32:03 pm »

Doomblade only always dies in one game. ONE GAME!

Anyways. Summon Derm.
(4) You summon Derm.

Fix punctuation.
(3) The GM asks for clarification.

End Game

Let's see what happens now... Probably gets rail-roaded.
(4) But I liked my settlers of Catan game!

Summon Darvi!
(1) You mispronounce Darvi and a devil shows up and attacks you.

(Between 1 and 4) And the GM for next turn is (4) ExKirby. Have fun.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 10:32:50 pm »

>Spawn as killer robot with buzzsaw, remove Nerjin's limbs.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 10:33:48 pm »

Your capitalization and punctuation. They are miserable wrecks. Fix them.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 10:40:56 pm »

Sic Derm on Slayerhero90.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 10:43:48 pm »

Shoot self.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2012, 11:07:11 pm »

Strangle GWG for revenge.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2012, 11:10:18 pm »

For what?
...Oh, yeah, making your deaths a running gag.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2012, 12:08:43 am »

For what?
...Oh, yeah, making your deaths a running gag.

Nah, I actually think that's hilarious. Seriously. I just think my forum avatar might as well take revenge on your GM avatar in another RTD.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2012, 05:16:08 am »

>Spawn as killer robot with buzzsaw, remove Nerjin's limbs.
[1] You spawn a killer robot with buzzsaw who wants to kill you. Suprise.

Your capitalization and punctuation. They are miserable wrecks. Fix them.
[3] Well, I can't fix another man's punctuation, but I like to think mine are up to scratch, so carry on!

Sic Derm on Slayerhero90.
[3] He minorly derms his ass. Is derming a verb? Let's assume it is. Either way, slayerhero is now missing most of his lower body died of blood loss.

Shoot self.
[3] Seriously, RANDOM.org? Anyway, you want to shoot yourself but you can only find a BB gun, which hurts but doesn't actually do a whole lot in terms of damage.

Strangle GWG for revenge.
[2] You realise that GWG isn't that bad a person and cannot bring yourself to strangle him. Even if he did just get Derm to derm slayerhero.

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[4] Derm derms everything. Everybody dies! The end.

Nah, just kidding. You all get to respawn yourselves. ROLL TO GM [1d5=5] Good news, Doomblade. You're the next GM.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2012, 05:19:19 am »

SPAWN AS HITLER FROM ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE HE WAS A PAINTER
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