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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 471411 times)

apiks

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #660 on: September 28, 2013, 12:26:56 am »

Well this is getting ridiculous. 230 non-forumites? This will indeed be a hurdle to go over. It's like it's Necrothreat vs the world (which it happens to be). Looking forward to more!

Also, what year are we at? I lost count since I finished my turn ;P.
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highmax28

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #661 on: September 28, 2013, 12:34:38 am »

Well this is getting ridiculous. 230 non-forumites? This will indeed be a hurdle to go over. It's like it's Necrothreat vs the world (which it happens to be). Looking forward to more!

Also, what year are we at? I lost count since I finished my turn ;P.

Wheres the righteous flames of Armok when we need them?
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #662 on: September 28, 2013, 12:50:20 am »

Well this is getting ridiculous. 230 non-forumites? This will indeed be a hurdle to go over. It's like it's Necrothreat vs the world (which it happens to be). Looking forward to more!

Also, what year are we at? I lost count since I finished my turn ;P.

Wheres the righteous flames of Armok when we need them?
Oh, is it my turn, then?

Too bad, I'm busy.
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apiks

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #663 on: September 28, 2013, 12:54:04 am »

Well this is getting ridiculous. 230 non-forumites? This will indeed be a hurdle to go over. It's like it's Necrothreat vs the world (which it happens to be). Looking forward to more!

Also, what year are we at? I lost count since I finished my turn ;P.

Wheres the righteous flames of Armok when we need them?
Oh, is it my turn, then?

Too bad, I'm busy.

Mastahcheese, I don't think reindeer farms count as "righteous flame of Armok".
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highmax28

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« Reply #664 on: September 28, 2013, 12:57:02 am »

I think you got him there...
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

TD1

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #665 on: September 28, 2013, 09:43:36 am »

Yep, can't argue with that logic. Though, maybe we could reforumite his wife from Necrothreat I? She could ride the reindeer in a righteous charge of glory!

Funny though that from one turn to another Armok went from the Dark One to a force for good. Though I don't suppose I ever did tell any forumite the truth of Armok....
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« Reply #666 on: September 28, 2013, 09:48:43 am »

Yep, can't argue with that logic. Though, maybe we could reforumite his wife from Necrothreat I? She could ride the reindeer in a righteous charge of glory!

Funny though that from one turn to another Armok went from the Dark One to a force for good. Though I don't suppose I ever did tell any forumite the truth of Armok....

Probably not. And YES! REINDEER CAVALRY!!!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

TD1

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #667 on: September 28, 2013, 12:40:34 pm »

Oh! Oh! We could mod the reindeer to be war trainable and have a cavalry in Teh LOLmod!
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apiks

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #668 on: September 28, 2013, 12:45:42 pm »

Oh! Oh! We could mod the reindeer to be war trainable and have a cavalry in Teh LOLmod!

I fully support this as long as somebody actually does it.
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« Reply #669 on: September 28, 2013, 01:27:33 pm »

Just a reminder that we need 2 more votes in the Hall of Fame for us to get into it. Thanks for giving me a reason to put this out, DwArfY.
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highmax28

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« Reply #670 on: September 28, 2013, 01:55:19 pm »

It may not be a meme, but I think Mastacheese would approve of us making it one... As well as his wife :P
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #671 on: September 28, 2013, 02:47:42 pm »

10th of Timber: Nothing has happened for a while. We've just been getting along while the outside world is in chaos. We have plenty of food and other necessities, but life is pretty boring. A few haxxors showed up, but that's pretty much it.

Wait.



This is a problem.

11th of Timber: The vampire is probably one of the migrants stuck outside, now that I think about it. I'll have to make sure, though.

13th of Timber: More haxxors. Don't they have anything better to do?

[OOC: There are a few undead body parts outside the fortifications causing endless job cancellations for the forumites trying to do something to the cage traps. It's probably never going to be as bad as the head was, though. And yes, fall really was this uneventful, though I may have missed a vampire death or two due to multitasking.]
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« Reply #672 on: September 28, 2013, 03:04:58 pm »

Oh god, I can already see it happening! Necrothreat I all over again! This is merely the start of the end! Ruuun! *runs away like a madman*
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TD1

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« Reply #673 on: September 28, 2013, 03:20:56 pm »

Oh god, I can already see it happening! Necrothreat I all over again! This is merely the start of the end! Ruuun! *runs away like a madman*
like a madman? This is Necrothreat, fool! You are a madman!
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« Reply #674 on: September 28, 2013, 04:12:27 pm »

The waiting...the waiting is killing me. Armok...he is haunting me, slipping through the halls of Necrothreat like the slimy snake he is. Now that I see the end of my days, those halls seem to glimmer with the lights of promise and life. I shake my head, perplexed. What has come over me? Necrothreat has never been a happy place. In fact, looking around from where I am crouched behind some crates in the storage room, I again see the soot stained and industry-mangled walls of my home. Yet, I sill see that...promise, what it could have been. I must be mad.

I was wrong. When I named ElephantParade my successor, I was wrong. I thought he would be a figure of strength, forcing the influence of Armok from our grime-filled halls. And yet he praises the name of Armok! I wish it could have been different, that I could have been the strong one who saved our land. But I was weak. I knew that once I took that step, I would be crushed by the wrath of Armok. And I valued my life, given though it was with the sadistic amusement of Armok. I valued that I could walk and see, breathe and live. No matter what I said, what I thought, I wanted to live. And that stopped me from doing what I should.

I freeze. I dare not breathe, barely even thinking for fear I will be heard. He has found me again. I knew he would, as he has in each room I have sought refuge in. Eyes straining against the dark, I look for the figure that I could somehow sense was slinking in the shadows which pooled murkily at the far end of the room. That sense has saved my skin more than once. The figure makes no noise, and only with supreme effort can be seen. Craning forward for a better look I bang my head against the low-slung ceiling. Shock rippled through me, and I became as still as the stone around me. The noise of head hitting roof broke the silence. After the hollow thunk, the silence surged softly back.

I waited, and he waited. Then, like a cobra striking with quick and lethal movements, the boxes I cower behind are ripped away. Framed by the light which pooled in behind him, I finally got my first proper look at my murderer. Tall (for a Forumite) and lithe, he had a strong face and pointed chin. Emerald eyes gazed imperiously down at me. He smiled, baring his teeth. The light glinted off the pair of fangs which jutted down from his upper teeth. A deep, male voice came from that mouth. "Ready or not, here I come" Then, a blur, he leaped at me and sank his fangs into my neck. My last thought before my lifeblood was drained out of me was that I had been foolish to believe Armok would forget about me. He is the god of Blood, and he exacts a price. Then the darkness flooded in, and I knew no more.
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