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I'm just here to see what the whole deal is about

Ahh, the good old times

[BFEL]

Never, and I mean NEVER, let him out.

IMMA SMASH IM

[highmax28]

Ok, I just finished looking this over and there is something I must say.
This disgusts me. It absolutely, positively disgusts me.

WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING?

Let me list my many grievances:

1. WE HAVE NO MINERS
2. There are two trade depots, for completely unknowable reasons.
3. Neither of them is wagon accessible.
4. Instead of a safe, secure "airlock" design for the depot, we have clusterfuckmcwhywouldyoudothistome?
5. There is an area of the fort that is entirely unconnected to the rest of the fort except through the surface. I have no idea why it exists.
6. You drained the river into a large room for no discernible reason.
7. This room is secured from the rest of the fort not by a secure drawbridge, but by DOORS.
8. Said doors WERE NOT FORBIDDEN, ANYONECOULDHAVEOPENEDTHEMANDFLOODEDTHEENTIREFORTWHATISWRONGWITHYOU??
9. The flood room? RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEDROOMS.
10. Oh its for the well. YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.
11. Two bedrooms are ABSURDLY huge, and all others are so miniscule I will curse your names forever.
12. One of the giant bedrooms? Owned by a GHOST. A FUCKING GHOST MILKER HAS THE BEST ROOM IN THE FORT. I am seriously considering making him my dorf, just to punish you.
13. The only engraved room in the fort is dedicated to housing 4 silver statues and a caged human. I assume he is a necromancer, and this is some pagan, Armok damned ritualistic worship. This cannot be tolerated.

All in all, WHAT THE FUCK

I trapped him in there so if his fire shooting buddies show up and melt the cage hes in, he doesn't go free. And yes, I engraved the whole thing because I kinda see it as a trophy room, like that one badass place you hold your prized treasure, except in this case, the treasure is an insane homicidal necromancer that's out for foumite blood.


EDIT:
I should also mention that at least half of those is my fault

[NAV]

Wow, Try to fix this mess BFEL. Can't wait for my turn.

[Ruhn]

I remember reading about a ritual to seal that necromancer away forever.  If you happen to cage any others, a brand new room must be dug and the same ritual used!

[apiks]

Remember! A drawing made by me of that... that thing. 'Tis high time to take the fight back to the necrothreaders!

[TD1]

Not sure if you are still taking overseers, but I would like a go if you are. Plus, I'd like to be dorfed as Dw4rf, a military inclined dwarf. Who will most likely die, this being necrothreat.

[apiks]

Not sure if you are still taking overseers, but I would like a go if you are. Plus, I'd like to be dorfed as Dw4rf, a military inclined dwarf. Who will most likely die, this being necrothreat.

Sure, you can have a turn as an overseer, but beware, I be damned if we survive until then.

 As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.

[BFEL]

As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.

Yeah, I'm too sexy to be ordered around.

Its a fact of physics.

[highmax28]

As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.

Yeah, I'm too sexy to be ordered around.

Its a fact of physics.

The great handless cripple sayeth it, so it must be

[TD1]

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.

[BFEL]

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.

Its not dying, I just procrastinate a lot.

[highmax28]

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.

Its not dying, I just procrastinate a lot.

Don't make me cut your hands off again 

[apiks]

Oi, BFEL! Are we putting you with the 5 folks before you or are you gonna do this? I'd like to give everyone a chance to "try" and fix this horrible situation.

You still got time, I'm just a reminder. Carry on.

[highmax28]

*Rages*
BFEL! HURRY UP! I WANNA SEE CHAOS!!!!!

[BFEL]

Ok ok, I tortured you guys enough, I'll post an update here in a few minutes or so.

EDIT: Ok while un-fuckening the entrance to the fort, I noticed that directly above the entrance is a bridge. The bridge is floating in midair. There is nothing supporting it, and it is wide open. WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO PHYSICS?

EDIT2: MIGRANTS.

EDITRELOADED: Migrants drafted to masonry duty. Also why is the entire world designated to plant gathering? And why so many hunter/fishermen? WE LIVE IN ZOMBIELAND, WHY YOU MAKE PEOPLE GO OUTSIDE? IT DANGROUS DERE.

EDITMADEINTOACRAPPYREBOOTSTARRINGSHIALEBUFF: Troll Wereporcupine identified as a previously caged threat. Still keeping my new burrow "GEDAFUKINSIDE" which is behind the trap line. Note to future fort fuckers: Use military alert to get people inside during crisis scenario. Should cut down on our famous casualties.

EDIT3: Part of the entrance ceiling collapsed. No serious injuries, but the surgeon took a hit to the knee. Should I make into a guard? Please advise.